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What's your most favorite thing about being Single/Married?

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What's your most favorite thing about being Single/Married?
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What's your most favorite thing about being Single/Married?
January 30, 2017 at 6:15 am
Single is freedom. You get to hang out with your friends. You get to go for long trips. You get to spend your money however you want without risking upsetting your partner. It's pure joy, just impulsive enjoyment coupled with comradery.

The most annoying thing about being single is the occasional yet inevitable craving of affection from a partner. No matter how strong a bond you have with your friends you'll never get the kind of affection from them that you'll get from a partner. 

Married. Hmm. This is a tough one, I've never thought about getting married. I think.... the best thing about getting married must be making babies though. Little mini (devil) versions of you running around (and pooping everywhere) inside the house must be nice and heartwarming to watch, makes you feel like you've lived a full life.

The most annoying thing about being married? Hmm. I wouldn't know. 


So what about you? What's the most positive thing about your life right now?
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RE: What's your most favorite thing about being Single/Married?
January 30, 2017 at 6:31 am
Being married means having someone to scratch my back.

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RE: What's your most favorite thing about being Single/Married?
January 30, 2017 at 8:09 am (This post was last modified: January 30, 2017 at 8:12 am by Alex K.)
C. Darwin asked himself the same question:

[Image: Darwin-Marriage-Arguments.jpg]

We took this document as the theme on our wedding invitations Smile
[Image: darwinmarrynot.jpg]
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: What's your most favorite thing about being Single/Married?
January 30, 2017 at 8:19 am
(January 30, 2017 at 8:09 am)Alex K Wrote: C. Darwin asked himself the same question:

We took this document as the theme on our wedding invitations Smile
[Image: darwinmarrynot.jpg]


The man was daft. Better than a dog????
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RE: What's your most favorite thing about being Single/Married?
January 30, 2017 at 8:19 am
(January 30, 2017 at 6:31 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Being married means having someone to scratch my back.

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Yessssssssssss!
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RE: What's your most favorite thing about being Single/Married?
January 30, 2017 at 8:20 am
Of course I'm quite pleased with my wife but, what can I say, she is no dog.
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RE: What's your most favorite thing about being Single/Married?
January 30, 2017 at 8:45 am
Mine can be a bitch sometimes, but she is definately sick. Yesterday I purposedly left the toilet seat up and she didn't say a thing. Its a bad sign.
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RE: What's your most favorite thing about being Single/Married?
January 30, 2017 at 8:49 am
(January 30, 2017 at 6:31 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Being married means having someone to scratch my back.

Boru

I think you may be my wife! Big Grin



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RE: What's your most favorite thing about being Single/Married?
January 30, 2017 at 8:49 am
So time to be the nurse man.
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RE: What's your most favorite thing about being Single/Married?
January 30, 2017 at 9:03 am
The best thing about being single is having sex with lots of people. Continually striving to have sex with lots of people as part of a challenge.  Affection and love with various regular women.  Sexual variety.  New experiences.  Being able to walk out without hesitation if there's an argument.

The bad things are fear of STDs, pregnancy, condoms that snap.  Meeting girls who are psycho.


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