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Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum
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RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum
(February 3, 2017 at 12:57 am)Bella Morte Wrote: That must have hurt... Undecided

Just what I was thinking ouch and it must not have been fun extracting it
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#12
RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum
If I had 170k of anything in my butt, I would be taking the world's most valuable shit and loving every painful, tear inducing minute of it. Most fun I'd ever had to effectively quadruple my net worth in one shit.
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#13
RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum
170 kilos....that's just fucking greedy.
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#14
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Well that's 170,000 in the play money the Canadians seem to fancy . . . .
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RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum
(February 3, 2017 at 1:03 am)Orochi Wrote:
(February 3, 2017 at 12:57 am)Bella Morte Wrote: That must have hurt... Undecided

Just what I was thinking ouch and it must not have been fun extracting it

He probably has an arsehole like a yawning hippo now!
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#16
RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum
Like a mineshaft, you mean to say?

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#17
RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum
If I ever got caught stealing that much gold, I'd be shitting bricks too! hehe
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Apologies. I have no restraint.



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RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum
One more reason to wash your hands after handling money.
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#20
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Just wait 'til the boys in the joint hear why he's in lock up.
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