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How much would you pay for a Harambe Cheeto?

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How much would you pay for a Harambe Cheeto?
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RE: How much would you pay for a Harambe Cheeto?
February 7, 2017 at 4:57 pm
I'm going to sell a harambe cheeto kit on Ebay for only $5000:

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RE: How much would you pay for a Harambe Cheeto?
February 7, 2017 at 7:19 pm
Imagine if he'd sold it with the original packaging ...

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RE: How much would you pay for a Harambe Cheeto?
February 7, 2017 at 7:38 pm
I have to start looking at the shit I shovel into my craw! There's gold in them thar vending machines!
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RE: How much would you pay for a Harambe Cheeto?
February 7, 2017 at 7:43 pm
Quote:How much would you pay for a Harambe Cheeto?

Six fresh bananas and a handful of my own feces, flung at the person of your choice.

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RE: How much would you pay for a Harambe Cheeto?
February 7, 2017 at 8:36 pm
If I see Jesus's face in a Harambe Cheeto, what does that mean?
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RE: How much would you pay for a Harambe Cheeto?
February 7, 2017 at 8:45 pm
Jesus wants to have cheap monkey sex with your naughty bits.

It is written !!!!!
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RE: How much would you pay for a Harambe Cheeto?
February 7, 2017 at 8:51 pm
(February 7, 2017 at 8:45 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Jesus wants to have cheap monkey sex with your naughty bits.

It is written !!!!!

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RE: How much would you pay for a Harambe Cheeto?
February 7, 2017 at 9:49 pm (This post was last modified: February 7, 2017 at 9:49 pm by SteelCurtain.)
It gets better! Now there are auctions of screenshots of the Harambe Cheeto auction selling for $100 because they took the screencap with 1s left in the auction!

What the literal hell?

http://www.ebay.com/itm/SCREENSHOT-Goril...504352676r

Dude this is great. People are selling off brand Harambe cheetos that look like just a regular cheeto.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Off-Brand-Haramb...2504352676
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RE: How much would you pay for a Harambe Cheeto?
February 7, 2017 at 10:45 pm (This post was last modified: February 7, 2017 at 10:46 pm by ignoramus.)
I'm gonna put him out of business!
I'm in the process of flooding the market with an unlimited edition of Harambe shaped cheetos in all flavours!

Suckers!

They will be 5 dollars a pack though as they all need to be precision machined on a 5 axis CNC router.
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RE: How much would you pay for a Harambe Cheeto?
February 8, 2017 at 7:28 pm
Its production value, a fraction of a cent. I really don't care about some dead Gorilla
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