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Cue the "War on Christmas" outrage from the conservative right
March 30, 2017 at 12:39 pm
'Santa's Husband' children's book features a black, gay Santa and his white husband
Forget Starbuck's holiday cups, this is what the conservative religious right will be outraged by this year.
Quote:Santa Claus is coming to town, but first he is coming out of the closet!
Daniel Kibblesmith, writer for The Late Show with Stephen Colbert and co-author of How to Win at Everything, has officially announced that his children's book, Santa's Husband, will be on shelves starting October 10th.
According to Time, the book is about a gay, black Santa who lives in the North Pole with his white husband. If Santa is busy, his spouse helps out by filling in for him and playing Santa at the mall. Aw!
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RE: Cue the "War on Christmas" outrage from the conservative right
March 30, 2017 at 12:40 pm
(This post was last modified: March 30, 2017 at 12:40 pm by FatAndFaithless.)
I've never been able to figure out what Santa has to do with Jesus. And I mean, look at Jesus, he had two dads and he turned out alright.
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RE: Cue the "War on Christmas" outrage from the conservative right
March 30, 2017 at 12:43 pm
Time for this, I guess.
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RE: Cue the "War on Christmas" outrage from the conservative right
March 30, 2017 at 12:48 pm
(March 30, 2017 at 12:40 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: I've never been able to figure out what Santa has to do with Jesus.
They're both white men with blue eyes. And if you portray them as anything but, the religious right goes apeshit.
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RE: Cue the "War on Christmas" outrage from the conservative right
March 30, 2017 at 12:50 pm
Good.
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Fuck them.
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RE: Cue the "War on Christmas" outrage from the conservative right
March 30, 2017 at 12:55 pm
(March 30, 2017 at 12:39 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: 'Santa's Husband' children's book features a black, gay Santa and his white husband
Forget Starbuck's holiday cups, this is what the conservative religious right will be outraged by this year.
Quote:Santa Claus is coming to town, but first he is coming out of the closet!
Daniel Kibblesmith, writer for The Late Show with Stephen Colbert and co-author of How to Win at Everything, has officially announced that his children's book, Santa's Husband, will be on shelves starting October 10th.
According to Time, the book is about a gay, black Santa who lives in the North Pole with his white husband. If Santa is busy, his spouse helps out by filling in for him and playing Santa at the mall. Aw!
I approve 
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RE: Cue the "War on Christmas" outrage from the conservative right
March 30, 2017 at 1:19 pm
Seriously, who didn't see this coming?
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RE: Cue the "War on Christmas" outrage from the conservative right
March 31, 2017 at 1:03 am
Just wait until they portray God as a hispanic lesbian, with her black transgender wife.
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RE: Cue the "War on Christmas" outrage from the conservative right
March 31, 2017 at 3:10 am
They should have seen it coming. After all, Santa is an anagram of Satan.
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RE: Cue the "War on Christmas" outrage from the conservative right
March 31, 2017 at 3:23 am
Only religious conservatives would get angry over the race/sexuality of a fictional character
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