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I Feel Sorry For TheOnion

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I Feel Sorry For TheOnion
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I Feel Sorry For TheOnion
March 31, 2017 at 2:18 pm
After years of having the Fake News desk all to themselves they are failing in the face of the WLB's challenge.

They are going to have to try harder than this.

http://www.theonion.com/article/trump-un...at-w-55646

Quote:Trump Unveils Sprawling New Presidential Retreat Where He Can Escape From Stresses Of Mar-A-Lago

You're going to have to redouble your efforts or get passed by, guys.
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March 31, 2017 at 2:30 pm (This post was last modified: March 31, 2017 at 2:30 pm by Tiberius.)
I dunno, I think it's standard hit and miss comedy. For instance, this is hilarious: http://www.theonion.com/article/mike-pen...tabl-55661

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March 31, 2017 at 2:48 pm
Stephen Colbert crushed that story last night far better than TheOnion.



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RE: I Feel Sorry For TheOnion
March 31, 2017 at 2:57 pm
They could simply switch to straight reporting for now..
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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March 31, 2017 at 4:05 pm
What a novel idea.

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RE: I Feel Sorry For TheOnion
March 31, 2017 at 5:54 pm
what's up with not looking Tillerson in the eye ??

POTUS was joking about it, but never said what triggered the levity.
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RE: I Feel Sorry For TheOnion
March 31, 2017 at 7:50 pm
You know, when DC comics made Lex Luthor president, he sold LexCorp.

Donald Trump is literally less ethical than a comic book villain.

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