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April 3, 2017 at 9:45 pm
(March 31, 2017 at 6:11 pm)Nanny Wrote: Medical devices. Gynecology and breast stuff.

My two areas of expertise!

Welcome aboard!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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April 3, 2017 at 10:09 pm
Welcome.

We would sacrifice a virgin in honour of your arrival but we can't find any...
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April 3, 2017 at 10:21 pm
Welcome!
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April 3, 2017 at 10:51 pm
Welcome. Make yourself at home. Walk abreast of us in this booby trapped atheist tit. I mean pit. Milk it. We love energetic, bouncy newbies that contribute freshness to this areola. I mean area. Do jiggle yourself into the debate area. Don't think too hard on it. Gotta nip it in the bud. Roll the ball! Conquer those debate forum mountains! Squeeze those thinking juices! Gotta practice glands on. I mean hands on. Hands on, ye hear?  Cool

Enjoy your stay.

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I mean, Mamacita.
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#25
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April 3, 2017 at 11:28 pm
Yay! Fresh meat!

So when can we eat him?
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April 3, 2017 at 11:39 pm
(April 3, 2017 at 11:28 pm)Nymphadora Wrote: Yay! Fresh meat!

So when can we eat him?

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That's just horrible!

Let him get settled in and tenderised first!

Shocking just how cannibalistic some people here are!


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April 3, 2017 at 11:40 pm
Go well with chips?
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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April 3, 2017 at 11:41 pm
Welcome, Nanny!

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#29
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April 3, 2017 at 11:49 pm
(April 3, 2017 at 11:39 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(April 3, 2017 at 11:28 pm)Nymphadora Wrote: Yay! Fresh meat!

So when can we eat him?

Sad

That's just horrible!

Let him get settled in and tenderised first!

Shocking just how cannibalistic some people here are!


Angel

But... but... but...

We haven't had really active fresh meat for soooooo long. 

And I'm starving!
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April 3, 2017 at 11:51 pm
(April 3, 2017 at 11:49 pm)Nymphadora Wrote:
(April 3, 2017 at 11:39 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Sad

That's just horrible!

Let him get settled in and tenderised first!

Shocking just how cannibalistic some people here are!


Angel

But... but... but...

We haven't had really active fresh meat for soooooo long. 

And I'm starving!

Okay, but you get to do the prep work.

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