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Church Loan Expert!!!
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Church Loan Expert!!!
April 5, 2017 at 4:11 am
Hi Everyone,
I am a new user in this forum. I want to discuss about church because I am a church loan expert.
Church Loans
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RE: Church Loan Expert!!!
April 5, 2017 at 4:18 am
Welcome
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RE: Church Loan Expert!!!
April 5, 2017 at 4:55 am
Welcome!
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RE: Church Loan Expert!!!
April 5, 2017 at 5:37 am
Welcome...

What sort of church can you loan me?
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RE: Church Loan Expert!!!
April 5, 2017 at 6:01 am
Hi!
What is a church loan expert?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: Church Loan Expert!!!
April 5, 2017 at 7:53 am
I need a place to run a brothel...
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RE: Church Loan Expert!!!
April 5, 2017 at 7:54 am
tax free!
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RE: Church Loan Expert!!!
April 5, 2017 at 8:19 am
Welcome.

What is needed to qualify for a loan?
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RE: Church Loan Expert!!!
April 5, 2017 at 10:02 am
Welcome. Presumably your loans have some convoluted way of pretending they don't involve interest, since loaning at interest is forbidden in Islam.
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RE: Church Loan Expert!!!
April 5, 2017 at 10:04 am
Welcome. How do you get a job like that?
I don't believe you. Get over it.
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