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Church Loan Expert!!!
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RE: Church Loan Expert!!!
April 5, 2017 at 5:50 pm (This post was last modified: April 5, 2017 at 6:45 pm by brewer.)
Maybe it's not money that is being loaned.
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#22
RE: Church Loan Expert!!!
April 5, 2017 at 5:58 pm
Welcome.

Can you loan me the Vatican?

Wait, Muslim?

Can you loan me Mecca?

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#23
RE: Church Loan Expert!!!
April 5, 2017 at 6:46 pm
Can I borrow a cup of heresy? hehehe
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#24
RE: Church Loan Expert!!!
April 5, 2017 at 7:04 pm
If I could do it all again I'd definitely choose church-loaning over engineering.
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RE: Church Loan Expert!!!
April 5, 2017 at 7:07 pm
I want to take out a loan for fire and brimstone. I have a list.
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#26
RE: Church Loan Expert!!!
April 5, 2017 at 7:25 pm
(April 5, 2017 at 4:11 am)john84 Wrote: Hi Everyone,
I am a new user in this forum. I want to discuss about church because I am a church loan expert.

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#27
RE: Church Loan Expert!!!
April 5, 2017 at 7:42 pm
This is from the Church loan website: https://www.church-loan.com/church-loan-expert-program/


Quote:No previous financial background is necessary. All you need is a willingness to reach out to the Christian community and the desire to make money.


LOL, just like Jesus taught.
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RE: Church Loan Expert!!!
April 5, 2017 at 7:57 pm
Why the hell did they pick a Griffin for their logo?
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#29
RE: Church Loan Expert!!!
April 5, 2017 at 7:59 pm
So this is the one and only post this guy made. Anyone else think something's not kosher here?
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RE: Church Loan Expert!!!
April 5, 2017 at 8:02 pm
(April 5, 2017 at 7:59 pm)Nymphadora Wrote: So this is the one and only post this guy made. Anyone else think something's not kosher here?

That's for the temple loan program.
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