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Shia LaBeouf film makes £7 in openeing weekend.
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Shia LaBeouf film makes £7 in openeing weekend.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-39501196

Quote:War movie Man Down, which also stars Gary Oldman, Jai Courtney and Kate Mara, made £7 on its opening weekend.
Or - to put it another way - the film sold one adult ticket.
To put that into perspective, Beauty and the Beast took a further £6.75m over the weekend.



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RE: Shia LaBeouf film makes £7 in openeing weekend.
I'll save you all some time:

Quote:Why so low? Well, to be fair, it did only open in one place: the Reel Cinema in Burnley.
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RE: Shia LaBeouf film makes £7 in openeing weekend.
(April 7, 2017 at 5:15 am)Isis Wrote: I'll save you all some time:

Quote:Why so low? Well, to be fair, it did only open in one place: the Reel Cinema in Burnley.

But one person though.



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RE: Shia LaBeouf film makes £7 in openeing weekend.
(April 7, 2017 at 5:49 am)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(April 7, 2017 at 5:15 am)Isis Wrote: I'll save you all some time:

But one person though.
Don't know if I feel most sorry for the film people, the cinema, or that poor person who went on their own [emoji38]
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RE: Shia LaBeouf film makes £7 in openeing weekend.
I don't have the exact quote, but Daniel Tosh mentioned Shia's semen in regards to Tom Cruise on his show, and I've been a Shia fan (well, his jism at least) ever since.
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RE: Shia LaBeouf film makes £7 in openeing weekend.
(April 7, 2017 at 5:12 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: To put that into perspective, Beauty and the Beast took a further £6.75m over the weekend.

To put even more into perspective Emma Watson's previous movie "The Colony" made only £47 in its opening weekend. So what does this tell us?
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Shia LaBeouf film makes £7 in openeing weekend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI

Couldn't help it.
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RE: Shia LaBeouf film makes £7 in openeing weekend.
Looks like he forgot to hook up with Serendipity.
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RE: Shia LaBeouf film makes £7 in openeing weekend.
Dude is a fucking hack. Did anyone see that Nymphomaniac movie? Terrible. Surprised it even sold one ticket. Fuck Shit leboof.
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RE: Shia LaBeouf film makes £7 in openeing weekend.
Yeah there really is no movie stars anymore. It's not like say 90's where you could make any movie and just put Jim Carriey or Arnold S. or Bruce Willis and expect people to come just for name. What differed those movies then and now that people changed their relationship with them we can only guess. My guess is that people are more informed what plays in cinemas unlike in the past where people mostly knew from posters and they saw face that they liked in the past so what the heck. And also the prices have gone up.
Few years ago it seemed like studios were trying to make Johny Depp into that kind of a star creating excitement like "Can't Johny Depp play just about anything" but needles to say it didn't work.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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