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Um, should we do anything special today (Maundy Thursday) ??

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Um, should we do anything special today (Maundy Thursday) ??
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Um, should we do anything special today (Maundy Thursday) ??
April 13, 2017 at 10:48 am
Most Christians are going to have their annual crucifixion wet dream tomorrow, but I gotta admit to being enamored of John's account of Christ being crucified on Thursday, instead of Friday (or on both days).

Additionally, just watched some Philippine footage of self flagellating and I also note a homoerotic response in myself to the extent them mens so doing gotta be pretty masculine affecting to do such a thing.  My big disappoint, however, is that none of them seem to be very hairy . . . . .


Anyhow, Holy Week should be a fun time for atheists to imbibe heavily in all the folderol to 'recharge' their batteries for another year of unbridled skepticism.


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RE: Um, should we do anything special today (Maundy Thursday) ??
April 13, 2017 at 10:53 am
I mean yeah I'm down to totes get Maundy.

(looks up what Maundy means)

(Wikipedia says Maundy means "foot washing ceremony")

Umm. Not really my thing but I'm sure some folks here are into that. Yeah, I'd make my feet available for washing for a nominal fee.
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RE: Um, should we do anything special today (Maundy Thursday) ??
April 13, 2017 at 10:55 am
Hairy toes ?
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April 13, 2017 at 10:55 am
(Just trying to get in Jesus' head to figure out what the big deal is about foots washing)
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April 13, 2017 at 11:18 am
This does not get into heaven. And would have ruined the whole gathering. 

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April 13, 2017 at 12:04 pm
I took a nice dump this morning.  Does that count?
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April 13, 2017 at 12:07 pm
Were you enamored of the salvific aspects of Jesus' sacrifice while you were pooing ??
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RE: Um, should we do anything special today (Maundy Thursday) ??
April 13, 2017 at 12:09 pm
I'm just waiting for tomorrow, where I play the St Matthew Passion in full.
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April 13, 2017 at 12:11 pm
(April 13, 2017 at 12:07 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Were you enamored of the salvific aspects of Jesus' sacrifice while you were pooing ??

Always.....I consider the two equal.
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RE: Um, should we do anything special today (Maundy Thursday) ??
April 13, 2017 at 12:12 pm
(April 13, 2017 at 12:04 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I took a nice dump this morning.  Does that count?

From what I've read, pretty much it needs to be a white dump.
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