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Candy that is a crime against humanity.

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Candy that is a crime against humanity.
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RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
April 15, 2017 at 5:35 pm
(April 14, 2017 at 10:04 am)c172 Wrote: I will say regarding Peeps that I feel like I'm going to die after eating just a box of five of them. It's beyond a sugar high. It's sugar plus something else, I am sure. But what? I don't know.

You ate a whole box of five?  *shudder* I think my lifetime Peep consumption is 1 Peep.

Candies I just can't be bothered with:  Pez, Cadbury Cream Eggs (but I adore the solid Mini-Eggs), those miniature ice cream cones filled with some sort of maple sugar glop, those foam rubber yellow things in faux banana flavour, and anything packed in a wax shape.
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RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
April 15, 2017 at 5:54 pm (This post was last modified: April 15, 2017 at 5:55 pm by Kitty Galore.)
Sugar Babies and Sugar Daddies, Cow Tales, Necco wafers, jelly beans, licorice. Those chicken stick things....Wtf is that?
The Butterfinger peanut butter cups are the shit.
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RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
April 15, 2017 at 6:30 pm
Oh, yes. Chick-o-Sticks. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chick-O-Stick

Those are weird.

Butterfinger bars are very hard on my teeth, but I agree, their PB cups are pretty rad.

Twizzlers are painfully boring, imho. Good desert for a prison menu. Low flavor.
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RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
April 15, 2017 at 6:41 pm
white chocolate... No just no.
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RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
April 15, 2017 at 6:45 pm
I have never Pez
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RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
April 15, 2017 at 6:55 pm
I don't know if these count... not really candies but cakes. But I tried some imported Twinkies to find out what they were cos they're always mentioning them on American TV and god they were sweet... sickly sweet. Too sweet even for my sweet tooth. And I wondered, is that how Americans do it... drench everything knee-deep in sugar? Wink
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RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
April 15, 2017 at 6:57 pm
(April 15, 2017 at 5:15 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: BTW, most folks detest Circus Peanuts (Styrofoam textured candy that tastes like dead fingers) but you need to realize, the lucky marshmallow charms in Lucky Charms breakfast cereal is Circus Peanuts !!!!

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Lucky Charms, yea the children's sugar meth. Never liked that crap either. Valentine Hearts suck too.
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RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
April 15, 2017 at 6:59 pm (This post was last modified: April 15, 2017 at 7:01 pm by emjay.)
I don't know if you have them there, but those pink wafery things... makes me gag just to think of them.
(April 15, 2017 at 6:41 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: white chocolate... No just no.

If you don't want it, I'll have it  Wink Though it's a one-way ticket to a stomach ache if I eat too much... strangely not the case with milk chocolate.
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RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
April 15, 2017 at 7:13 pm
I use the Ghirardelli white baking chips in some cookies that are VERY popular. And no, you may not have the recipe.
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RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
April 15, 2017 at 7:26 pm
Almond bark = white chocolate ??
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