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RE: question for my son
May 5, 2017 at 7:56 am
In "Now and Then" Thora Birch used pudding in balloons.
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RE: question for my son
May 5, 2017 at 8:00 am
Yeah...he worked hard and bought his own outfit for prom. I don't think pudding in his dress is a wise idea lol
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RE: question for my son
May 5, 2017 at 8:37 am
For that bouncy natural feel how about uncooked chicken breasts wrapped in saran wrap?

He'd probably want to go with boneless.

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RE: question for my son
May 5, 2017 at 9:23 am (This post was last modified: May 5, 2017 at 9:25 am by Athene.)
(May 5, 2017 at 7:54 am)Nymphadora Wrote: So...the rubber breast pads sound great. I just don't know where I can find any on such short notice.

You can find modest-sized, gel-type breast pads at most big chain department stores in the swimsuit section...so, I've heard. Angel
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RE: question for my son
May 5, 2017 at 10:09 am (This post was last modified: May 5, 2017 at 10:22 am by Silver.)
Not sure if the prom happened yet, so I am unsure how late I am in answering this.

When I dressed in drag, I used one of those strapless bras that women could sticky tape to themselves. I am unsure of what they are called. I saw it in a women's clothing store one day and knew it was precisely what I needed. I never wore anything that revealed cleavage, so it was easy to hide beneath the clothing to give the real appearance of breasts. The good thing was that the bra was strong enough to hold itself up without having to stuff it with anything.

If you need any advice about makeup, do not go overboard like drag queens on RuPaul's Drag Race, because their makeup is merely for show and extremely bright lights. It is better for the makeup to be natural, as a real woman would wear.
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RE: question for my son
May 5, 2017 at 11:02 am
As I recall, Divine (Glen Milstead) preferred lentils as bra ballast.
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RE: question for my son
May 5, 2017 at 12:42 pm
(May 5, 2017 at 11:02 am)vorlon13 Wrote: As I recall, Divine (Glen Milstead) preferred lentils as bra ballast.

Cooked?
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RE: question for my son
May 5, 2017 at 1:05 pm
Omg this is great Smile It's why I love it here. So much awesome advice. His prom is in a few hours so I'm getting him ready now. We've been running all morning. I couldn't find what I needed so I'm going to try and borrow one of my daughters bras and figure out how to pad it some. He's planning on wearing a nice jacket over the upper part of the dress, so I don't have to worry about bra straps showing. I will try to post pics if I can. While he's at prom, I have pool league tonight. I may just send my hubby to league while I stay home.
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RE: question for my son
May 5, 2017 at 1:09 pm
(May 5, 2017 at 1:05 pm)Nymphadora Wrote: Omg this is great Smile It's why I love it here. So much awesome advice. His prom is in a few hours so I'm getting him ready now. We've been running all morning. I couldn't find what I needed so I'm going to try and borrow one of my daughters bras and figure out how to pad it some. He's planning on wearing a nice jacket over the upper part of the dress, so I don't have to worry about bra straps showing. I will try to post pics if I can. While he's at prom, I have pool league tonight. I may just send my hubby to league while I stay home.

I'll be looking forward to those pics, and especially 'am curious to see what you do with the hair. Tongue
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RE: question for my son
May 5, 2017 at 1:11 pm
Oh...his hair is short. Not much I can do with it, really
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