I heard that morticians never had a complaint filed by a customer. One would think of it as an easy job.
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LastPoet
 Leader of the gang of jerkoffs(tm)  Religious Views: L'Uomo verrà portato dalla sua creazione 
I find buck teeth on some people to be an attractive quality.
 (May 7, 2017 at 6:25 pm)LastPoet Wrote: I heard that morticians never had a complaint filed by a customer. One would think of it as an easy job. They do not mind if you serve Earl Grey either.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
 (May 7, 2017 at 6:26 pm)Little lunch Wrote: I find buck teeth on some people to be an attractive quality. {wince} The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
I suppose it would make a difference whether they were at the top or the bottom.
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
(May 7, 2017 at 7:06 pm)Cyberman Wrote: I suppose it would make a difference whether they were at the top or the bottom. uh . . . NO. The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
 (May 7, 2017 at 6:18 am)hopey Wrote: I actually have plenty of personal evidence, evidences that God has shown me. I know, not just believe. I believe if you are open God can show you Himself too. I do not consider your testimony to be evidence. And if your god can't deal with my unbelief then it isn't much of a god, is it? If it exists it probably knows where to find me and how to convince me. Your services are not required, mortal.
Good point. Wouldn't a god be powerful enough to convince an unbeliever regardless of their scepticism? Why would it matter that we have to be "open"?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
(May 7, 2017 at 8:31 pm)Cyberman Wrote: Good point. Wouldn't a god be powerful enough to convince an unbeliever regardless of their scepticism? Why would it matter that we have to be "open"? let me stand on the surface of the sun to no effect. That'd be pretty damn persuasive. Talk about seeing the 'light' . . . 
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
(May 7, 2017 at 8:31 pm)Cyberman Wrote: Good point. Wouldn't a god be powerful enough to convince an unbeliever regardless of their scepticism? Why would it matter that we have to be "open"? It matters to the people trying to indoctrinate us into their particular beliefs. That's really the only power their gods have ever had: The power that we ourselves possess to decide which paths are worth our while to study further, and which paths are just too flippin' silly to take seriously. Or to put it another way, the god of a believer is fucking powerless against an unbeliever's smirk. |
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