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Jesus had a sister with huge boobs new evidence reveals
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 ARABAH VALLEY, ISRAEL—In a discovery that biblical scholars say could alter our most fundamental understanding of Christianity, recently unearthed manuscripts suggest that in addition to His Son, Jesus Christ, God also had a daughter with absolutely humongous breasts. http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-evi...ust,18133/ You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.  
The onion is funny, love that site and snopes
"There ought to be a term that would designate those who actually follow the teachings of Jesus, since the word 'Christian' has been largely divorced from those teachings, and so polluted by fundamentalists that it has come to connote their polar opposite: intolerance, vindictive hatred, and bigotry." -- Philip Stater, Huffington Post
always working on cleaning my windows- me regarding Johari 
Hilarious! The Onion does come out with some crackers.
Biblical scholars are well known for being randy buggers, too.
'We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.' H.L. Mencken
'False religion' is the ultimate tautology. 'It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.' Mark Twain 'I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.' Abraham Lincoln  RE: Jesus had a sister with huge boobs new evidence reveals
September 29, 2010 at 7:50 pm
(This post was last modified: September 29, 2010 at 7:56 pm by IceSage.)
Haha, "Tammi of Nazareth"
I like the way you think!
...But please stop thinking, it's not you.  (September 29, 2010 at 1:35 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: ARABAH VALLEY, ISRAEL—In a discovery that biblical scholars say could alter our most fundamental understanding of Christianity, recently unearthed manuscripts suggest that in addition to His Son, Jesus Christ, God also had a daughter with absolutely humongous breasts. I had something to say that may have been thoughtful to some extent. I might have said something really worth reading. After reading that article (and definately after seeing the picture), however, the only response I can muster is day-am. She must be the son of Jesus because I'm sure her divine gift is as much enormous back-strength as it is enormous cup size.
If today you can take a thing like evolution and make it a crime to teach in the public schools, tomorrow you can make it a crime to teach it in the private schools and next year you can make it a crime to teach it to the hustings or in the church. At the next session you may ban books and the newspapers...
Ignorance and fanaticism are ever busy and need feeding. Always feeding and gloating for more. Today it is the public school teachers; tomorrow the private. The next day the preachers and the lecturers, the magazines, the books, the newspapers. After a while, Your Honor, it is the setting of man against man and creed against creed until with flying banners and beating drums we are marching backward to the glorious ages of the sixteenth centry when bigots lighted fagots to burn the men who dared to bring any intelligence and enlightenment and culture to the human mind. ~Clarence Darrow, at the Scopes Monkey Trial, 1925 Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. ~Ronald Reagan 
It's official; I'm converting to Christianity....When I go to heaven, do I get to meet her?
Quote:"An individual has not started living until he can rise above the narrow confines of his individualistic concerns to the broader concerns of all humanity. " 
Finally, a deity worthy of worship
![[Image: mybannerglitter06eee094.gif]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i118.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fo112%2Fpussinboots_photos%2FBikes%2Fmybannerglitter06eee094.gif) If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.
Two of them!
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September 30, 2010 at 3:28 pm
(This post was last modified: September 30, 2010 at 3:28 pm by Nitsuj.)
Yeah, but it's some sort of sin to ogle her, so if you get to heaven, you're in an interesting paradox.
Trudging through endless religion one step at a time.
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