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Eulogies

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Eulogies
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#21
RE: Eulogies
May 10, 2017 at 8:51 am (This post was last modified: May 10, 2017 at 8:53 am by Ben Davis.)
(May 9, 2017 at 11:44 pm)Mamacita Wrote: Also... I hope someone grabs the mic unexpectedly and while a tear runs down their cheek, in a low and hungry voice they say, "She was king of sex." And then just walk away, the mystery of their name never to be known. Then whoever thought I sucked at it can feel they were at fault. Forever.  Big Grin

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#22
RE: Eulogies
May 10, 2017 at 9:09 am
(May 10, 2017 at 8:25 am)Lutrinae Wrote:
(May 9, 2017 at 11:44 pm)Mamacita Wrote: So when you die... what will be said? Or what do you want people to say?

Nothing, absolutely nothing.

I just want to be cremated and forgotten.
Notice at the funeral home:
Funeral reception for that guy with extreme social anxiety canceled.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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#23
RE: Eulogies
May 10, 2017 at 9:13 am (This post was last modified: May 10, 2017 at 9:14 am by Whateverist.)
(May 10, 2017 at 12:10 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 10, 2017 at 12:07 am)Mamacita Wrote: "We're safe now."

Wanna bet?

I also want my coffin loaded with a spring so that, at an opportune moment, I pop out of it like a Jack-in-the-box and scare the crap out of everyone and, perhaps, take some more with me.

At the same time it will trigger a recording of Jar-Jar Binks saying, "Isa back!"


This made me laugh out loud, lol.
(May 10, 2017 at 2:17 am)Mamacita Wrote:
(May 10, 2017 at 2:03 am)Minimalist Wrote: "Is that old fuck finally dead?"

"AF will be empty without him. Literally."
Big Grin


I know.  What percent of all threads has Min started .. like 56%?
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RE: Eulogies
May 10, 2017 at 9:17 am
Sorry about the closed casket. In retrospect, stealing the body for a 'Weekend with Bernie/Swiss Army Man' series of pranks and misadventures was ill-advised and somewhat uncalled-for.
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#25
RE: Eulogies
May 10, 2017 at 9:17 am
(May 10, 2017 at 7:46 am)mh.brewer Wrote: "It's about fucking time."

"He was still alive? We thought he had died years ago."


"His body caught up with his memory and wit which preceded him in death."
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#26
RE: Eulogies
May 10, 2017 at 9:18 am
"He loved people."

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#27
RE: Eulogies
May 10, 2017 at 9:28 am
"We told him it would never fit but would he listen, noOOooo......"
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: Eulogies
May 10, 2017 at 9:29 am
(May 10, 2017 at 9:28 am)mh.brewer Wrote: "We told him it would never fit but would he listen, noOOooo......"


Are you doing one for Vorlon?
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#29
RE: Eulogies
May 10, 2017 at 9:29 am
I want a screen fixed into my coffin, or headstone, displaying this...

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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Eulogies
May 10, 2017 at 9:31 am
(May 10, 2017 at 9:29 am)Whateverist Wrote:
(May 10, 2017 at 9:28 am)mh.brewer Wrote: "We told him it would never fit but would he listen, noOOooo......"


Are you doing one for Vorlon?

Possibly, but there are multiple options.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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