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RE: Eulogies
May 10, 2017 at 10:10 pm
(May 10, 2017 at 4:54 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: Back in the day I had close to 15 percent of total posts. Just saying Tongue

If I stopped taking breaks... ya know. It  only took me about a year to go from 8000 to 30,000 and I've been more hit and miss since Tongue


At that time was the number of members more or less than 15?   Big Grin
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#52
RE: Eulogies
May 11, 2017 at 12:47 am
(May 10, 2017 at 1:12 am)Mamacita Wrote:
(May 10, 2017 at 1:01 am)energizer bunny Wrote: "He stopped aging at 18.  What was his secret??? The world will never know. Yet here he is, dead at 98 looking exactly as he did 80 years ago. I guess he isn't the energizer bunny for nothing. It took 10 shots to the head to finally kill his ass."  Tongue


Maybe that could be mentioned in your AF eulogy  Tongue

And you could be the one to give that AF eulogy if you're still alive. You could talk about how you just saw me about a week ago still posting photos of myself on AF, on top of a cherry blossom tree, still with my bright colored shirts.  Tongue
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#53
RE: Eulogies
May 11, 2017 at 5:30 am
It would be fun to have an open casket funeral and the mortician give you one of those faces you can make on snapchat.
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RE: Eulogies
May 11, 2017 at 5:42 am (This post was last modified: May 11, 2017 at 5:47 am by Edwardo Piet.)
(May 10, 2017 at 10:10 pm)Whateverist Wrote:
(May 10, 2017 at 4:54 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: Back in the day I had close to 15 percent of total posts. Just saying Tongue

If I stopped taking breaks... ya know. It  only took me about a year to go from 8000 to 30,000 and I've been more hit and miss since Tongue


At that time was the number of members more or less than 15?   Big Grin

It was a few hundred I think. This was in 2009.... so the forums was about a year old.

But obviously the only reason I don't still have the most posts by far is because I left for SEVERAL YEARS.

Hell, I had less than 8000 posts in August 2015... I've literally made it to 34,000 since then... Imagine if I'd never left since 2008? Tongue

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https://atheistforums.org/thread-1288-po...l#pid19840
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RE: Eulogies
May 11, 2017 at 9:03 am
(May 10, 2017 at 5:03 pm)mediocrates Wrote: His mediocrity knew no bounds;  he did, in all things, just enough to get by.  He will be remembered, sort of.


A little over the top, doncha think?  We can't all be heroes like that.
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RE: Eulogies
May 11, 2017 at 9:24 am
(May 11, 2017 at 9:03 am)Whateverist Wrote:
(May 10, 2017 at 5:03 pm)mediocrates Wrote: His mediocrity knew no bounds;  he did, in all things, just enough to get by.  He will be remembered, sort of.


A little over the top, doncha think?  We can't all be heroes like that.

With a lack of perseverance and moderate dedication to excellence sufficiency, anyone can be exactly that kind of hero.
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RE: Eulogies
May 11, 2017 at 9:39 am
That is inspiring. I just hope you don't jack people's hopes up who just don't have what it takes.
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RE: Eulogies
May 11, 2017 at 11:46 am
I'll jack something. Will that get people's hopes up?
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RE: Eulogies
May 11, 2017 at 12:51 pm
Ummm .. hard to say. (Not mine. Maybe Vorlon?)
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RE: Eulogies
May 11, 2017 at 1:56 pm
"I wonder if there were any salvageable organs?".

"The kids in the cadaver lab must of had some kinda of fun!".
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