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Eulogies
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#31
RE: Eulogies
May 10, 2017 at 11:33 am
I'm going to get sappy. Look away!




Bleurgh! Now that that's off my chest, I'm gonna go punch trees and steal newspapers to re-dye my soul black.
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#32
RE: Eulogies
May 10, 2017 at 11:39 am
What will be said?

"He always had a positive attitude and he was a really nice guy... it's a shame it had to end this way."

What I want to be said? I don't care I'll be dead. Lol.
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#33
RE: Eulogies
May 10, 2017 at 11:49 am
(May 10, 2017 at 11:33 am)Longhorn Wrote: I'm going to get sappy. Look away!




Bleurgh! Now that that's off my chest, I'm gonna go punch trees and steal newspapers to re-dye my soul black.

https://youtu.be/u6d8eKvegLI

You remind me of younger me only sassier. I hope you stay that way and never become this. It's dark out here.  Heart
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#34
RE: Eulogies
May 10, 2017 at 11:53 am (This post was last modified: May 10, 2017 at 11:53 am by GrandizerII.)
I don't care what is said about me at my funeral, as long as it's not someone I dislike making the eulogy. Please God (if you're out there), anyone but him.
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#35
RE: Eulogies
May 10, 2017 at 12:18 pm
(May 10, 2017 at 11:49 am)Mamacita Wrote:
(May 10, 2017 at 11:33 am)Longhorn Wrote: I'm going to get sappy. Look away!




Bleurgh! Now that that's off my chest, I'm gonna go punch trees and steal newspapers to re-dye my soul black.

https://youtu.be/u6d8eKvegLI

You remind me of younger me only sassier. I hope you stay that way and never become this. It's dark out here.  Heart

Aww... that's so sweet of you to say! Heart

I was pushed into the dark long ago, but I can now say I chose the light. It's all good. I won't let it get me again Smile
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#36
RE: Eulogies
May 10, 2017 at 12:33 pm
You have honestly made me happy when we've had convos in the past. You're a fun person and you're sweet and honest.

I'm sure that's not the kind of happy you're talking about though, lol Smile
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#37
RE: Eulogies
May 10, 2017 at 1:35 pm
"Kind of a bitch...But, she had it goin' ON! Am I right?"

*mourners nod in absolute agreement*
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#38
RE: Eulogies
May 10, 2017 at 4:43 pm
Something I want written on my tombstone:

"I'll be back, just like Jesus! Oh, wait..."


Another thing I would like said at my funeral, "You're supposed to be dead. Release the hostages and we'll consider your demands!"
Dying to live, living to die.
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#39
RE: Eulogies
May 10, 2017 at 4:49 pm
(May 10, 2017 at 9:13 am)Whateverist Wrote:
(May 10, 2017 at 12:10 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Wanna bet?

I also want my coffin loaded with a spring so that, at an opportune moment, I pop out of it like a Jack-in-the-box and scare the crap out of everyone and, perhaps, take some more with me.

At the same time it will trigger a recording of Jar-Jar Binks saying, "Isa back!"


This made me laugh out loud, lol.
(May 10, 2017 at 2:17 am)Mamacita Wrote: "AF will be empty without him. Literally."
Big Grin


I know.  What percent of all threads has Min started .. like 56%?

Close.

Quote:2718 (0.96 threads per day | 6.48 percent of total threads)
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#40
RE: Eulogies
May 10, 2017 at 4:54 pm (This post was last modified: May 10, 2017 at 4:55 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
Back in the day I had close to 15 percent of total posts. Just saying Tongue

If I stopped taking breaks... ya know. It only took me about a year to go from 8000 to 30,000 and I've been more hit and miss since Tongue
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