"Is that old fuck finally dead?"
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Eulogies
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 (May 10, 2017 at 2:03 am)Minimalist Wrote: "Is that old fuck finally dead?" "AF will be empty without him. Literally." 
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
 RE: Eulogies
May 10, 2017 at 5:39 am
(This post was last modified: May 10, 2017 at 5:39 am by Alex K.)
... also, he had an interesing sense of humor. Case in point, his will tells us that the ceremony is to consist of listening to Sepultura's classic album Arise in its entirety and then have a whiskey and cake party. Here we go...
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
What I'd like to be said: 'He wasn't as bad as you think, the opinions of the police and several ex-girlfriends not withstanding.'
What will probably be said: 'He's with Jesus now.' Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
"Quit staring! It's only the residual postmortem effects of Viagra 3.0.'
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
(May 10, 2017 at 6:14 am)chimp3 Wrote: "Quit staring! It's only the residual postmortem effects of Viagra 3.0.' Open casket, then? Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
 RE: Eulogies
May 10, 2017 at 7:46 am
(This post was last modified: May 10, 2017 at 8:09 am by brewer.)
"It's about fucking time."
"He was still alive? We thought he had died years ago."
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
If anyone is sad at my funeral, I'll never speak to them again.
What I would like is for someone to burst into the ceremony halfway through, dressed in the clothes I wore when I died and holding a sonic screwdriver, and say "ok guys; this is where it gets complicated..."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (May 9, 2017 at 11:44 pm)Mamacita Wrote: So when you die... what will be said? Or what do you want people to say? Nothing, absolutely nothing. I just want to be cremated and forgotten.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
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