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Do as I say, not as I do
#21
RE: Do as I say, not as I do
Far more than one.

http://www.christianitytoday.com/gleanin...lando.html


Quote:Three Megachurch Pastors Resign over Adultery in Orlando

Perhaps what these assclowns worship is pussy?  You have to admit, unlike their bullshit god at least pussy is real.
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#22
RE: Do as I say, not as I do
(May 25, 2017 at 10:35 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Far more than one.

http://www.christianitytoday.com/gleanin...lando.html


Quote:Three Megachurch Pastors Resign over Adultery in Orlando

Perhaps what these assclowns worship is pussy?  You have to admit, unlike their bullshit god at least pussy is real.

... and unlike the god they worship, pussy is good.

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#23
RE: Do as I say, not as I do
(May 25, 2017 at 10:35 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Perhaps what these assclowns worship is pussy? 

Hey they are just like their god, Jesus Christ, who was a pervert preoccupied with the sexual organs of women. I mean just read some of the stuff he dictated to prophets, like Isaiah 3:17 Therefore the Lord will smite with a scab the crown of the head of the daughters of Zion, and the LORD will discover their secret parts.

Nahum 3:5 I am against you. This is the declaration of the LORD of Hosts. I will lift your skirts over your face and display your nakedness to nations, your shame to kingdoms.

Or probably the most perverse:
Ezekiel 23:19-21 "Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled."

No wonder God took the name Jesus' because then people could call him Jizz.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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