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looking at toilet paper after wiping
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 21, 2017 at 2:06 pm
Haha!
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 21, 2017 at 2:21 pm
Life on the edge.
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#113
looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 21, 2017 at 2:57 pm
Well the only bad thing about brown TP is there is no visual so you have to do a sniff test instead.
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#114
RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 21, 2017 at 3:06 pm
feels like poo . . . .


tastes like poo . . .




looks like poo . . .




sure glad I didn't sniff it
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 21, 2017 at 3:35 pm
Better stop licking butt then vor
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

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May 21, 2017 at 3:43 pm
(May 21, 2017 at 3:35 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Better stop licking butt then vor


You would deny him the only pleasure in life he has?
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 21, 2017 at 8:31 pm
With a proper diet rich in fiber, it drops clean - no tp required. Just sayin'
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May 21, 2017 at 8:42 pm
(May 21, 2017 at 8:31 pm)Neo-Scholastic Wrote: With a proper diet rich in fiber, it drops clean - no tp required. Just sayin'


I think I would have to wipe even if I ate a pine tree.
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 21, 2017 at 9:16 pm
(May 21, 2017 at 8:42 pm)KUSA Wrote:
(May 21, 2017 at 8:31 pm)Neo-Scholastic Wrote: With a proper diet rich in fiber, it drops clean - no tp required. Just sayin'


I think I would have to wipe even if I ate a pine tree.

Thanks for the Euell Gibbons flash back.

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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 21, 2017 at 9:34 pm
(May 21, 2017 at 8:31 pm)Neo-Scholastic Wrote: With a proper diet rich in fiber, it drops clean - no tp required. Just sayin'

I have clean poop sometimes. It's the best.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

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