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looking at toilet paper after wiping

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looking at toilet paper after wiping
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#131
RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 22, 2017 at 12:29 am
I'm not a ferret ya know!
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#132
RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 22, 2017 at 7:42 am
GOAT POOP: Pooping like a goat, bowl full of little nuggets.

MACHINE GUN POOP: Same as goat, just rapid delivery.

DEPTH CHARGE POOP: Splash back action.
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#133
RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 22, 2017 at 10:43 am
POOPOPHILIA: An unhealthy fascination with poop.
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#134
RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 22, 2017 at 10:47 am
SOMEBODY ELSE'S POOP: seeing identifiable detritus in your doots you didn't eat . . .
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#135
RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 22, 2017 at 1:02 pm
CL you forgot ALTERED STATE of CONSCIOUSNESS POOP the one that stretches you until your mind expands in awe.
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#136
RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 22, 2017 at 2:55 pm
LOLLAPAPOOPZA: That awkward moment at a large outdoor public event at which there are insufficient facilities and you just realized you shouldn't have eaten the corn dogs.
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#137
RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 22, 2017 at 4:59 pm
Man, I thought I gave birth to a boa constrictor this morning ... coiled up, looking sinister and ready to strike ...

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#138
looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 22, 2017 at 5:49 pm
(May 22, 2017 at 4:59 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Man, I thought I gave birth to a boa constrictor this morning ... coiled up, looking sinister and ready to strike ...


LOL! I've had them a time or two. You can tighten you belt up afterwards because your waist just got smaller.
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#139
RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 22, 2017 at 5:55 pm
You can claim you lost 5 pounds after a monster like that.
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 22, 2017 at 8:49 pm
(May 22, 2017 at 4:59 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Man, I thought I gave birth to a boa constrictor this morning ... coiled up, looking sinister and ready to strike ...

Bowel constrictor for the win.

When I feel one like that coming on, I let part of it drop, stand up and flush (my junk is too close to the water and I don't like it getting splashed). Also, it's gonna be sticking up out of the water and don't want to smell it. Undecided  Then I drop the rest. Then floss (one pass) with the toilet tissue, maybe a 1/4 roll.

As far as looking at the paper, I just smoke it. Best shit I ever smoked. Wink

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