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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 17, 2017 at 10:34 am
Haha, don't you guys have bidets in England anyway? If I had a bidet, I'd clean my butt after every time I pooped.
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 17, 2017 at 10:35 am
No... we don't. You're thinking of France 
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 17, 2017 at 10:38 am
Ahh, I see. Brazil and other South American countries always had them lol. Good stuff.
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 17, 2017 at 10:42 am
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(May 17, 2017 at 10:14 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: (May 17, 2017 at 4:34 am)Luckie Wrote: Okay fineeeeeeee. Yes it does.
But can you promise me one thing? Aloud? Swear that l you aren't making fun of my beloved ones who are so good hearted they respond to your threads about poopy buttholes?
If not, I'll do this to your carpet, I swear it!
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Why would I make fun of people for participating in poop threads when I'm the one who starts them and am an active participant?
However, my carpet could use a little unicorn magic. 
Yeah, that would just be a shitty thing to do.
(May 17, 2017 at 10:38 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Ahh, I see. Brazil and other South American countries always had them lol. Good stuff.
Tell us a South America story, something from Brazil maybe. What was that like? At what age did you wind up in Trumpland?
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 17, 2017 at 10:55 am
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 17, 2017 at 11:04 am
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 17, 2017 at 11:13 am
pretty funny how often that has be reposted so far
it's like taking a dump, and it's a big un, but you can tell there is more and it won't come out and you don't know if waiting parked there while your legs go numb is worthwhile or not, but you don't have much else going on and your already there and if it's one of those stealthy ones that is going to become urgent shortly, and after all, you did have that extra bran muffin, so there is some concern things will get some urgency going when it becomes expedient that it does want out and after all, this ain't the first time all this has happened and why the fuck did I forget the damn Fibercon last night ??
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 17, 2017 at 11:16 am
(May 17, 2017 at 10:42 am)Whateverist Wrote: (May 17, 2017 at 10:14 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Why would I make fun of people for participating in poop threads when I'm the one who starts them and am an active participant?
However, my carpet could use a little unicorn magic.
Yeah, that would just be a shitty thing to do.
(May 17, 2017 at 10:38 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Ahh, I see. Brazil and other South American countries always had them lol. Good stuff.
Tell us a South America story, something from Brazil maybe. What was that like? At what age did you wind up in Trumpland?
We moved here when I was 7.
We lived in Rio de Janeiro, in an apartment building only a couple blocks from the beach. During the summers, my mom walked us to the beach every single morning with our neighbor who had a daughter my age. The problem is when we moved from there to the US, we moved to the nasty, cold, depressing little city of Toledo, Ohio. Cold with no beaches and no mountains. It was extremely different. I was only 7, so it didn't effect me much but my sister was 13 and it was very hard for her. She suffered depression for years after moving there and was on medication for it.
It was very hard for my mom as well. I have no regrets about moving to the US, I just wish it had been a nicer place... preferably Florida. The transition would have been much easier.
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 17, 2017 at 11:21 am
Thanks! This is good practice for you. When you finally succeed in becoming a mommy they're going to beg you for stories from the old days all the time. Well, at least until they lock you out of their rooms and sneak off with their atheist friends. 
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 17, 2017 at 11:25 am
100% in the poll, 22 people so far, visually check the poop paper. That's cool.
And it's still 0% who don't check and 0% who check by scent, telepathy or osmosis. That's cool.
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