You girls are going to have to wait until tomorrow night. I'll see what I can magic up.
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October 27, 2011 at 9:43 pm
(This post was last modified: October 27, 2011 at 9:44 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
mmmm thighs.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
That just reminded me of a Simpsons scene where Homer is doing donuts in his car and says, "Mmm. . . donuts." For some reason, that cracked me up.
is it getting hot in here or is that just you Phaedra?!?
You gotta stay up late to get the good shit!!
So horny now I'm going to have to drag kichi to bed
fuck the painting!! If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.
Thanks, Cinjin. I read that just as I was drinking some water and now I'm soaked.
That will never hold up in court...
God's secretary- "Sir, aleialoura's bank accountant called."
God- "holy shit, don't you knock? i'm evacuating my awesome bowels here!" God's secretary- "And it does smell lovely, my lord.." God- "Thank you, now tell me, what did aleialoura's accountant say?" God's secretary- "uhhh.. he said, 'Thanks for the enormous tits, but we're choosing evil.'.." 42
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