(April 25, 2016 at 5:43 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: What was the offense Steele?
He got into my office garbage and munched on a paper plate.
He is literally the best behaved dog ever, so when he gets in a little trouble he puts on the whole "moi?" shtick.
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(April 25, 2016 at 5:43 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: What was the offense Steele? He got into my office garbage and munched on a paper plate. He is literally the best behaved dog ever, so when he gets in a little trouble he puts on the whole "moi?" shtick.
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
I said a random out of context sentence while taking a photo of my face, and incorperated hand gesturing into it while I was saying it, which turned out to be a bit of finger-pointing to say why the hypothetical person I was talking to was wrong about whatever they said, I said "Now you can think that it would be like that but I can guarantee that it would not be like that" (stresses on the words italicized) -- just some made up mid-conversation line I used. Just pretend it's someone being logically fallacious and thinking that something implies something it doesn't or whatever.
So anyway, there's the unnecessary information. Now here's photo at the end of it:
Chillin in the back today.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
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April 26, 2016 at 11:28 pm
(This post was last modified: April 26, 2016 at 11:29 pm by Whateverist.)
That's some realistic looking astro turf you have back there. Better not be the real stuff in this draught we're in. I mean, what do you think .. that water is just going to fall out of the sky?
(April 26, 2016 at 11:28 pm)Whateverist the White Wrote: That's some realistic looking astro turf you have back there. Better not be the real stuff in this draught we're in. I mean, what do you think .. that water is just going to fall out of the sky? You can get rain just by prayer, right, Texas? Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
We all know prayer doesn't do shit. It's the rain dance you have to do.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.
(April 26, 2016 at 11:50 pm)Nymphadora Wrote: We all know prayer doesn't do shit. It's the rain dance you have to do. Naked. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Demonstrate?
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
Well of course you have to be naked. How else are you going to entice the rain gods to give you what you want?
Naked is always the best way to get stuff. Unless you're like me and you have rolls of fat. Then it's best to cover that shit up. You'll never see me naked. Except in the shower. Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.
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