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June 7, 2017 at 7:05 pm
(June 7, 2017 at 6:40 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: It's the money part that I'm calling BS on, that's all. I'm not into the peen but I'd do anything to a peen for the right money.
For a certain amount of money, there is literally NOTHING I wouldn't do aside from hurting someone else or permanently disfiguring/injuring/infecting myself.
So $10 million dollars to get your bellend pierced wouldn't be a good deal?
I'd be stripped off and grappling with a rusty coathanger before you'd even produced the paperwork at that price.
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June 7, 2017 at 7:05 pm
(June 7, 2017 at 6:56 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (June 7, 2017 at 6:40 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: It's the money part that I'm calling BS on, that's all. I'm not into the peen but I'd do anything to a peen for the right money.
For a certain amount of money, there is literally NOTHING I wouldn't do aside from hurting someone else or permanently disfiguring/injuring/infecting myself.
So, if I can't get to Nymph's place when I visit the States, would you whack her enemies for a million dollars? bold mine
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June 7, 2017 at 7:07 pm
(June 7, 2017 at 7:05 pm)Iroscato Wrote: (June 7, 2017 at 6:40 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: It's the money part that I'm calling BS on, that's all. I'm not into the peen but I'd do anything to a peen for the right money.
For a certain amount of money, there is literally NOTHING I wouldn't do aside from hurting someone else or permanently disfiguring/injuring/infecting myself.
So $10 million dollars to get your bellend pierced wouldn't be a good deal?
I'd be stripped off and grappling with a rusty coathanger before you'd even produced the paperwork at that price.
Read it again sweetie.
I'd be nekkid faster than you, promise. 
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June 7, 2017 at 7:07 pm
(June 7, 2017 at 7:05 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: (June 7, 2017 at 6:56 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: So, if I can't get to Nymph's place when I visit the States, would you whack her enemies for a million dollars? bold mine
Call it a hobby and do it for free.
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June 7, 2017 at 7:30 pm
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I dunno. It's something I'd have to give serious consideration to, given past abuse and boundaries I have set up to keep others out. Money isn't everything - especially when there are other issues to consider.
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June 7, 2017 at 7:31 pm
Understood.
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(June 7, 2017 at 7:22 am)Alex K Wrote: (June 7, 2017 at 5:05 am)LadyForCamus Wrote: Wait, there is a babyK #2 coming TUESDAY?! How have I missed this?? Wonderful, wonderful! Fill me in on the deets, Alex! Gender? How are mama and little K #1 dealing with everything?
Babies everywhere! Woot! Makes me miss being pregnant. KIDDING...
I've been away for too long.
It's another girl! The date would have been in 3 weeks time, but they decided to get her a bit early for medical reasons. Mama is doing great, and little K1 I'm not sure how much she understands of what's going on. She may suspect that *something* is brewing because she's been acting uncharacteristically cuddly and anxious lately.
Two girls! That's lovely; congratulations! I'm super excited for you guys. Your first is under 3 years old, right? Mine was about 2.5 when baby Nicholas arrived and....well...let's just say his world was rocked, lol. Batten down the hatches! [emoji39]
(June 7, 2017 at 8:36 am)Alex K Wrote: (June 7, 2017 at 7:50 am)mlmooney89 Wrote: If little one number two is anything as cute as the first little one you could get them a modeling agent.
You mean this one?!
OMG...
She is so precious I could just die right here. [emoji7]
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June 7, 2017 at 9:51 pm
Born on the 13th and a gemini to boot.
Not that it means anything and stuff.
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June 7, 2017 at 10:43 pm
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(June 7, 2017 at 6:33 pm)Nymphadora Wrote: (June 7, 2017 at 6:05 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: I call B to the esssssssssss. 
You can call BS all you like. I'm into dicks not chicks and I have zero interests in touching someone else's vag.) Ive been hairstylist for 20 years and I'd jump at the chance to sit on my ass and bedazzle vag. Im into dick too, by the way:0
It just seems a lot more relaxing 
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June 7, 2017 at 11:47 pm
[raises hand] I'll bedazzle your vulva! In fact, if the shaving and gluing cause some sort of blood flow to that area, I'll be more than happy to accommodate anything else you desire, at that point! At least, if I was 20 years younger and could still handle the traffic. [/horndog]
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