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Good. I Love The Irony
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Good. I Love The Irony
http://www.rawstory.com/2017/05/professi...-zimbabwe/

Quote:Professional big game hunter dies after elephant falls on him in Zimbabwe

Quote:Botha was a pioneer of Monteira hunting, in which packs of dogs are deployed to chase deer and boar towards hunters. Netwerk24 reported that he recruited wealthy Americans to participate in his hunts.


I'm sure the WLB's two little turds were there at some point.  They are the "heroic" type.
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RE: Good. I Love The Irony
That is so very, very sweet.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Good. I Love The Irony
Don't ignore the elephant in the room, m'kay?
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RE: Good. I Love The Irony
(May 21, 2017 at 4:22 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Don't ignore the elephant in the room, m'kay?

... or it might drop on you?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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"You can't fix what elephants do."

I can't remember who on RantsNRaves had that for their sig, but it's a good piece of wisdom.

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I still think that these hunters who claim they do it for the challenge should go in to the hunt with only their natural weapons against the animal's natural weapons.
Dying to live, living to die.
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Didn't that happen to Chuckles the Clown ?

IIRC, the elephant has a distinctive birthmark somewhere too . . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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Hmm . . .


I stand corrected, Peter the Peanut.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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(May 21, 2017 at 6:12 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I still think that these hunters who claim they do it for the challenge should go in to the hunt with only their natural weapons against the animal's natural weapons.

Fire-sharpened spear for the win! Shit, you want marksmanship, I can kill the bullseye on a paper target at quite a range of distances (I shoot expert with a rifle, about 3 points short of distinguished expert, because I use hollowpoints, which sometimes "fly" to other points on the target. I'm going to have to quit being cheap with my ammo. Undecided I don't need to get a lion or rhino head for my "trophy wall".  That's disgusting, to me.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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(May 21, 2017 at 10:09 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(May 21, 2017 at 6:12 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I still think that these hunters who claim they do it for the challenge should go in to the hunt with only their natural weapons against the animal's natural weapons.

Fire-sharpened spear for the win! Shit, you want marksmanship, I can kill the bullseye on a paper target at quite a range of distances (I shoot expert with a rifle, about 3 points short of distinguished expert, because I use hollowpoints, which sometimes "fly" to other points on the target. I'm going to have to quit being cheap with my ammo. Undecided I don't need to get a lion or rhino head for my "trophy wall".  That's disgusting, to me.

I've never fired a gun in my life.

Closest I've ever got to firearms was at a military display when I was a kid.

I picked up an old SLR (Self loading rifle) and was surprised just how heavy it was.  Then I picked up an M16, bracing myself for the weight, thinking it weighed the same as the previous rifle.  Over compensated and fell on my arse.
Dying to live, living to die.
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