Creationist builds Ark, admission: $40

[Rev. Rye]

Is this in one of those areas of Kentucky prone to floods? If so, let's watch the fun to see what happens to the ark if a flood actually happens.

[GUBU]

He's building a tower of Babel.

Shouldn't that get him Smote?

Smitten at the very least.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Is this in one of those areas of Kentucky prone to floods? If so, let's watch the fun to see what happens to the ark if a flood actually happens.

Not far from the Ohio River, near Cincinnati.

[Jehanne]

Is this in one of those areas of Kentucky prone to floods? If so, let's watch the fun to see what happens to the ark if a flood actually happens.

Pat Robertson, years ago, made a "prophecy" about a huge flood and then said that it was "partially fulfilled" because there was some local flooding, notwithstanding the fact that such happens every year somewhere!

[Alex K]

"Christian school students storm the ramps, many completing science quizzes based on anti-evolutionary teachings"

Um,,,,,,,,what?

Haha I missed that one.

But I have an idea what that could look like...

Which lineage of dinosaurs didn't give rise to birds because evolution is a lie?
( ) Sauropods
( ) Theropods
( ) Paulpods

God made the world in 6 days, not in
( ) 14 Million years
( ) 14 Billion years
( ) 14 Trillion years
as the false theory of evolution big bang satanism teaches.

[Anomalocaris]

"Christian school students storm the ramps, many completing science quizzes based on anti-evolutionary teachings"

Um,,,,,,,,what?

Haha I missed that one.

But I have an idea what that could look like...

Which lineage of dinosaurs didn't give rise to birds because evolution is a lie?
( ) Sauropods
( ) Theropods
( ) Paulpods

God made the world in 6 days, not in
( ) 14 Million years
( ) 14 Billion years
( ) 14 Trillion years
as the false theory of evolution big bang satanism teaches.

If evolution is so true, how come creationists are still dumber than apes?

[Amarok]

"Christian school students storm the ramps, many completing science quizzes based on anti-evolutionary teachings"

Um,,,,,,,,what?

Haha I missed that one.

But I have an idea what that could look like...

Which lineage of dinosaurs didn't give rise to birds because evolution is a lie?
( ) Sauropods
( ) Theropods
( ) Paulpods

God made the world in 6 days, not in
( ) 14 Million years
( ) 14 Billion years
( ) 14 Trillion years
as the false theory of evolution big bang satanism teaches.

Pretty much

[brewer]

"Christian school students storm the ramps, many completing science quizzes based on anti-evolutionary teachings"

Um,,,,,,,,what?

Haha I missed that one.

But I have an idea what that could look like...

Which lineage of dinosaurs didn't give rise to birds because evolution is a lie?
( ) Sauropods
( ) Theropods
( ) Paulpods

God made the world in 6 days, not in
( ) 14 Million years
( ) 14 Billion years
( ) 14 Trillion years
as the false theory of evolution big bang satanism teaches.

Calculate the amount of physical work Fred's brontosaurus produced with each lift at the Slate quarry.

[Cyberman]

A fool and his money are soon parted.

A fool and your money are soon partners.

[Rev. Rye]

Is this in one of those areas of Kentucky prone to floods? If so, let's watch the fun to see what happens to the ark if a flood actually happens.

Not far from the Ohio River, near Cincinnati.

Okay, looking it up, Williamstown is less than 40 miles' drive from Cincinatti (less as the crow flies). And presumably, there are parts of the river much closer than that. I'm not sure how far afield river floods can get, but if a flood happens to hit the Ark, I'm going to go out on a limb and say it might not handle it, unless maybe they cheated and put some modern reinforcements in for such an occasion. And given how wooden ships shorter than the canonical 450 feet invariably tend to buckle under the sea's pressure, I can't see it being useful for anything but bilking people out of their hard-earned money.