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RE: Just Joined
May 29, 2017 at 12:32 am
Swag? Me? I don't even know what it means? Dunno

I'm Australian. We don't have swag here.... (But I haven't tried KMart yet!)
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#52
RE: Just Joined
May 29, 2017 at 12:33 am
(May 29, 2017 at 12:32 am)ignoramus Wrote: Swag? Me? I don't even know what it means? Dunno

I'm Australian. We don't have swag here.... (But I haven't tried KMart yet!)

ROFLOL
He's right. The swag is all mine.

Ok fine. And steel's. Sometimes. (Rolls eyes)
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RE: Just Joined
May 29, 2017 at 4:49 am
I'm confused by this site's format. I'm Stupid Confused Fall

I get an alert but I don't see a comment directly to me, & I can't make heads or tails about what's being said. Huh

Maybe I'm too old for this.
 
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RE: Just Joined
May 29, 2017 at 4:53 am
(May 29, 2017 at 4:49 am)Mrs.B Wrote: I'm confused by this site's format. I'm Stupid Confused Fall

I get an alert but I don't see a comment directly to me, & I can't make heads or tails about what's being said. Huh

Maybe I'm too old for this.

Maybe someone upped your reputation?
I know, it's a bit confusing. But I think we can get used to it.
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RE: Just Joined
May 29, 2017 at 5:20 am
Any post made to the thread you started (this one) will inform you of a response. It doesn't necessarily mean it's directed at you.

Mrs B, our specialty here is to going off the tracks. We don't do it on purpose.
Think of it as a big house with lots of people talking about lots of stuff at the same time...

You'll also have to excuse the vulgar language at times...
It's usually the older folk here who are respectful and polite... Like our user "Minimalist".
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May 29, 2017 at 5:35 am
(May 27, 2017 at 8:14 pm)Mrs.B Wrote: Hello,

Just joined the site & am finding my way around.

From Canada, enjoy reading & learning other points of view, as well as jokes & light-hearted stuff in this tense world.

Welcome!!  Love your signature!
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RE: Just Joined
May 29, 2017 at 5:42 am
Hello & welcome to AF.org
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself — and you are the easiest person to fool." - Richard P. Feynman
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May 29, 2017 at 7:48 am (This post was last modified: May 29, 2017 at 7:55 am by Mystical.)
(May 28, 2017 at 10:38 pm)J a c k Wrote:
(May 28, 2017 at 10:33 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: A couple of questions:

1.   Have you seen a specialist about the odd colour of your heart?
2.   How have you seen your heart in the first place to know the colour?
3.   Does it sound creepy tat I'm asking questions about your heart?
3a. Can I have it when you don't need it any more? (Be glad, I don't usually ask...)

Big Grin

And, Mrs.B: welcome to the insane banter that goes on around here.

1. I haven't. But I talked to my shrink. He doesn't seem purplephobic.
2. I see it every time it breaks and I have to put it back together with chicken wings and an IPA.
3. It's not creepy. It's kinky. Is that creepy?
3a. You can have it, but I'm warning you. Sometimes it moves funny.

ROFLOL

Hey Dr. Beccs, you can have my heart for a nice down payment. Odds are good you'll be ablessed to harvest it sooner than most peoples, and it's the only part of my body that's not f*d up!
Nice down payment required tho please!! Otherwise I'm donating it to someone random!
Ps I cannot guarantee it won't still be in love with my husband! ^_*
Also.
Isn't blood purple till it hits oxygen?
I'm a purple girl too! And I like sparkly things so much I can relate to this gif.

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(May 29, 2017 at 5:20 am)ignoramus Wrote: You'll also have to excuse the vulgar language at times...
It's usually the older folk here who are respectful and polite... Like our user "Minimalist".

You're Such A Dag, igno. Wink
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

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Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

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May 29, 2017 at 8:03 am (This post was last modified: May 29, 2017 at 8:03 am by ignoramus.)
Yeah, I know... I thought he'd tell me by now to blow you know what out of my you know what! hehe
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RE: Just Joined
May 29, 2017 at 8:45 am
Thanks for joining. We have candy!
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