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Shake Hands with Trump
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Even when he is shaking hands it is all about him :
http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/28/politics/e...index.html Macron is way to smart for Trump.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
Nice to see someone out tough-guy the purported tough-guy.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html  RE: Shake Hands with Trump
May 29, 2017 at 7:12 am
(This post was last modified: May 29, 2017 at 7:57 am by Mystical.)
I did! I shook his hand!!
I just.. had a nightmare that I was on an unstoppabls speeding train headed for doom, and I comforted Donald J Trump, President, and I have to say--his hands were small !!! So small the cuff of his jacket Overshadowed his tiny stubby midget fingers!!! I don't know how to tell my subconscious to go take a shower, but now I'm afraid to go back to sleep .. 
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite. Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment. Quote:Some people deserve hell. I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong. ![[Image: tumblr_n1j4lmACk61qchtw3o1_500.gif]](https://66.media.tumblr.com/5fb74c6d16622fb3dbb358509c9aec03/tumblr_n1j4lmACk61qchtw3o1_500.gif)
Now my hand smells funny.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
Go stick it in some jelly?
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite. Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment. Quote:Some people deserve hell. I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
Here's a few more of his Alpha Orangutan handshakes :
https://newrepublic.com/minutes/140575/d...weird-hell He is a fucking embarrassment but the ongoing comedy potential is rich.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
If you ever have to shake hands with Trump, I recommend immediately using hand sanitizer. Preferably right in front of him. Who knows where those hands have been. Gross.
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