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Robot Priest Unveiled in Wittenberg

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Robot Priest Unveiled in Wittenberg
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Robot Priest Unveiled in Wittenberg
May 30, 2017 at 8:54 pm
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

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RE: Robot Priest Unveiled in Wittenberg
May 30, 2017 at 8:57 pm
Quote:“We wanted people to consider if it is possible to be blessed by a machine, or if a human being is needed,” Stephan Krebs of the Protestant church in Hesse and Nassau, which is behind the initiative, told the Guardian.

I imagine the church and theists stating that it is impossible, considering that the robot does not have a soul with which it can use to properly be in contact with god.
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RE: Robot Priest Unveiled in Wittenberg
May 30, 2017 at 9:24 pm (This post was last modified: May 30, 2017 at 10:14 pm by chimp3.)
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RE: Robot Priest Unveiled in Wittenberg
May 30, 2017 at 9:39 pm
The catholicks will invent a robotic altar boy with a reinforced asshole.
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RE: Robot Priest Unveiled in Wittenberg
May 30, 2017 at 9:52 pm
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Robot Priest Unveiled in Wittenberg
May 30, 2017 at 9:54 pm
A robot priest?

Quick, hide your toasters and vacuuming bots!!

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RE: Robot Priest Unveiled in Wittenberg
May 30, 2017 at 9:59 pm
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RE: Robot Priest Unveiled in Wittenberg
May 30, 2017 at 10:19 pm (This post was last modified: May 30, 2017 at 11:02 pm by ignoramus.)
What's the difference between the robot and a human priest?

One's incapable of caring and has no heart.
The other is some type of mechanical thing.
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RE: Robot Priest Unveiled in Wittenberg
May 30, 2017 at 10:31 pm
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

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RE: Robot Priest Unveiled in Wittenberg
May 30, 2017 at 10:59 pm
(May 30, 2017 at 8:57 pm)Lutrinae Wrote:
Quote:“We wanted people to consider if it is possible to be blessed by a machine, or if a human being is needed,” Stephan Krebs of the Protestant church in Hesse and Nassau, which is behind the initiative, told the Guardian.

I imagine the church and theists stating that it is impossible, considering that the robot does not have a soul with which it can use to properly be in contact with god.

Nor is it a son of Adam.  God would be unaware of any intercessory applications to which it might pretend.


Satan, on the other hand . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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