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RE: People you would fuck?
June 1, 2017 at 4:46 am
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I'm a 32 year old security guard and I live in my parents attic.
Realistically I think id fuck most good looking young millionaire women if given the chance.
That's assuming we're talking about celebrities here.
I'm not exactly going to say yeh I'd give Ariana grande a chance but forget Katy perry.
I hate her music but I'm 100 percent sure she could charm me into fucking her.
There's no specific celebrity I fixate on, they kind of all look the same to me, but speaking of Ariana grande I like her eyes, she has a slight lazy eye which I have a bit of a fetish for, my ex also has it.
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RE: People you would fuck?
June 1, 2017 at 5:40 am
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1. Susan Boyle
2. Caitlyn Jenner
3. My Auntie Roula (hardly any beard or mo at all. For a Greek grandma, quite remarkable)
4. Half the women on this forum (But I'm not saying which half)
5. OK, the other half of the women on this forum! (I'm all for equal opportunity) Watch out Mrs B!
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RE: People you would fuck?
June 1, 2017 at 5:52 am
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RE: People you would fuck?
June 1, 2017 at 5:59 am
I bet she's hairy like a chimp! Amirite?
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RE: People you would fuck?
June 2, 2017 at 2:25 am
(June 1, 2017 at 5:40 am)ignoramus Wrote: 1. Susan Boyle
2. Caitlyn Jenner
3. My Auntie Roula (hardly any beard or mo at all. For a Greek grandma, quite remarkable)
4. Half the women on this forum (But I'm not saying which half)
5. OK, the other half of the women on this forum! (I'm all for equal opportunity) Watch out Mrs B!
LOL! This made me laugh like a dork.
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RE: People you would fuck?
June 2, 2017 at 1:29 pm
Anyone who wants to fuck me. Even if they don't actually do it.
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RE: People you would fuck?
June 2, 2017 at 1:33 pm
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(June 1, 2017 at 4:04 am)Alex K Wrote: (June 1, 2017 at 4:00 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: 1. Eleanor of Aquitane
2. Margot Robbie
3. Khoudia Diop
4. Judy Greer
5. Taylor Momsen
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Who the fuck is "anyone other than Judy Greer"?
You knew one more than me.
The only answer to this can be "my wife".
Any other answer would result in testicle trauma.
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