The same ones I masturbate over. You think I know all of their names? SHEESH!
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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Let's just say that around my house, the crack of dawn ain't safe.
Haven't seen him in 30 years, but if D. R. turned up on my doorstep, I don't care what he looks like now, he's getting boinked.
Same for Dewey. JP in West Allis, damn, I lost track of you before D. R., but I'd like another session on your waterbed, or in your van outside of anywhere you want to do it . . . again. The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
Ooh.
1) Zooey Deschanel 2) Aisha Tyler 3) Rihanna 4) Scarlett Johansson 5) Olivia Wilde
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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I don't know. But if i were a woman, i'd totally fuck my brains out.
Norman Bates
Vincent Van Gogh Einstein Bill Maher
I was a born-again christian for many years then I got woke.. and now life is better in so many ways. It's taking me time to see my value and find my voice, but the reward is liberating knowing my path is not dictated or controlled by fear of death and the unknown. Casting off the shackles of religion is pretty fucking awesome. The beautiful people I've met on this forum have more heart and compassion than any group of people I've been apart of. So back off Jesus and followers, because this bitch is done with Chu.
John up in Wisconsin:
if you outlive your wife, you've always got a place to stay here. And we don't have to fuck. We can if you want to . . . . The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
I can see myself having sex with a nun. Then afterwards be like "Ha, i just sent you straight to hell."
Ok, I take back Norman Bates even though he seemed to need to get some. I don't want to be stabbed.
I put The Weekend in his place. Often.
I was a born-again christian for many years then I got woke.. and now life is better in so many ways. It's taking me time to see my value and find my voice, but the reward is liberating knowing my path is not dictated or controlled by fear of death and the unknown. Casting off the shackles of religion is pretty fucking awesome. The beautiful people I've met on this forum have more heart and compassion than any group of people I've been apart of. So back off Jesus and followers, because this bitch is done with Chu.
 (June 3, 2017 at 12:48 am)JamieB Wrote: Norman Bates OH MAH GAH! Hammy! Luckie! Steel! Ben! She said Maher!!!!!!!!!! Jamie. You don't understand. (Chuckles nervously) Jamie Jamie Jamie. Jamie jamie jamie Bill and I... Bill and I, we have a thang. A dirty, love making, hate throwing, wall bending, don't stop, won't stop, no need to understand it... thang. Just. Don't call him by his name when he's just about finished. That's something I like to do. Don't want him saying mine. Heh. Unless you do. Then heeeeey.
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