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Hi, I would like to tell you about Jesus Christ, the only way to God

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Hi, I would like to tell you about Jesus Christ, the only way to God
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RE: Hi, I would like to tell you about Jesus Christ, the only way to God
June 7, 2017 at 8:53 pm
(June 7, 2017 at 8:40 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: Well, this should be fun.

And brief.
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RE: Hi, I would like to tell you about Jesus Christ, the only way to God
June 7, 2017 at 9:03 pm (This post was last modified: June 7, 2017 at 9:04 pm by ignoramus.)
(June 7, 2017 at 8:22 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Welcome


and I note, and I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP, if YOU read your Bible carefully, YOU will discover Jesus was crucified on THURSDAY, and AGAIN on Friday.


That's how much He loves you, he was nailed up TWICE !!!


PRAISE PRAISE JESUS JESUS !!!!!

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RE: Hi, I would like to tell you about Jesus Christ, the only way to God
June 7, 2017 at 9:04 pm
Welcome! You realize , of course, that Pastors tend flocks of sheep. I am not a sheep. I am a primate ( as you can see by my profile photo). You are also. Welcome again to Atheist Forums.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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RE: Hi, I would like to tell you about Jesus Christ, the only way to God
June 7, 2017 at 9:05 pm
"I learned about Jesus for the first time in this thread" ~no one
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: Hi, I would like to tell you about Jesus Christ, the only way to God
June 7, 2017 at 9:14 pm
Welcome Jacqueline.

Are you blonde by any chance?
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RE: Hi, I would like to tell you about Jesus Christ, the only way to God
June 7, 2017 at 9:18 pm (This post was last modified: June 7, 2017 at 9:24 pm by SteelCurtain.)
I'd be willing to bet this one's a one and done.

We haven't had the drive by in a while. Couldn't wait for the pastor, had to let Jesus take the wheel...

[Image: Jesus%20Take%20the%20Wheel.gif]
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RE: Hi, I would like to tell you about Jesus Christ, the only way to God
June 7, 2017 at 9:22 pm
I've been around Christians and I've even been a Christian myself for most of my life. Why do people think atheists haven't heard this crap before?

Welcome though, I guess.
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RE: Hi, I would like to tell you about Jesus Christ, the only way to God
June 7, 2017 at 9:22 pm
I think the Divine Tiberius said something about the .gif having to be at an https: site.
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RE: Hi, I would like to tell you about Jesus Christ, the only way to God
June 7, 2017 at 9:26 pm
Never heard this before! I'm in! Rolleyes 

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RE: Hi, I would like to tell you about Jesus Christ, the only way to God
June 7, 2017 at 9:29 pm
I'm really starting to wonder how many atheists Jacqueline really thought she'd convert like this. Who teaches these kids that this actually works? This is why critical thinking is important.
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