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Hi, I would like to tell you about Jesus Christ, the only way to God
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RE: Hi, I would like to tell you about Jesus Christ, the only way to God
They're dying for the brownie points.

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#22
RE: Hi, I would like to tell you about Jesus Christ, the only way to God
(June 7, 2017 at 9:22 pm)Jesster Wrote: I've been around Christians and I've even been a Christian myself for most of my life. Why do people think atheists haven't heard this crap before?

Welcome though, I guess.

I don't know. That was about the most basic stuff imaginable. The bible says there's an afterlife, and we need Jesus to get into heaven, and avoid hell. The most basic premise of the book, that everyone who knows anything about christianity already knows. But maybe he really thinks we're completely ignorant on the subject.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#23
RE: Hi, I would like to tell you about Jesus Christ, the only way to God
(June 7, 2017 at 9:29 pm)Jesster Wrote: I'm really starting to wonder how many atheists Jacqueline really thought she'd convert like this. Who teaches these kids that this actually works? This is why critical thinking is important.

But it's to set off some subconscious thoughts.

You'll be declaring your atheism out loud while a voice in the back of your head says, "What if I'm wrong?"

And those doubts will haunt you and grow louder.

Eventually, perhaps in five years, you'll suddenly go, "Jacqueline was right!  I now accept Zod into my life.  All hail Krypton!"
Dying to live, living to die.
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#24
RE: Hi, I would like to tell you about Jesus Christ, the only way to God
Hey, Zod is tough..... jesus is just a pussy.
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#25
RE: Hi, I would like to tell you about Jesus Christ, the only way to God
Hi Jac'D.

I'm surprised that your pastor didn't suggest a street corner. Maybe by a homeless shelter or soup kitchen. How big is your town/city? You could try outside a free clinic or better still, an abortion clinic. We're just non believers. Those are the true sinners that could really use true christian guidance.

Work on your game. It might take a bit more effort. If you really try hard I'm sure that you can get the lords word into public grade schools!

Woof!

Edit: I see you have left us. Is that what god would have wanted?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: Hi, I would like to tell you about Jesus Christ, the only way to God
(June 7, 2017 at 9:33 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(June 7, 2017 at 9:29 pm)Jesster Wrote: I'm really starting to wonder how many atheists Jacqueline really thought she'd convert like this. Who teaches these kids that this actually works? This is why critical thinking is important.

But it's to set off some subconscious thoughts.

You'll be declaring your atheism out loud while a voice in the back of your head says, "What if I'm wrong?"

And those doubts will haunt you and grow louder.

Eventually, perhaps in five years, you'll suddenly go, "Jacqueline was right!  I now accept Zod into my life.  All hail Krypton!"

Oh my, how deep!

Oh wait, I already had that struggle when I dumped Christianity. Too late.
I don't believe you. Get over it.
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RE: Hi, I would like to tell you about Jesus Christ, the only way to God
(June 7, 2017 at 9:46 pm)Jesster Wrote:
(June 7, 2017 at 9:33 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: But it's to set off some subconscious thoughts.

You'll be declaring your atheism out loud while a voice in the back of your head says, "What if I'm wrong?"

And those doubts will haunt you and grow louder.

Eventually, perhaps in five years, you'll suddenly go, "Jacqueline was right!  I now accept Zod into my life.  All hail Krypton!"

Oh my, how deep!

Oh wait, I already had that struggle when I dumped Christianity. Too late.

But could you truly reject Zod?

He can look into your heart with his x-ray vision (and burn it out if he doesn't like what he sees).
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: Hi, I would like to tell you about Jesus Christ, the only way to God
(June 7, 2017 at 9:50 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(June 7, 2017 at 9:46 pm)Jesster Wrote: Oh my, how deep!

Oh wait, I already had that struggle when I dumped Christianity. Too late.

But could you truly reject Zod?

He can look into your heart with his x-ray vision (and burn it out if he doesn't like what he sees).

I'm more of a Marvel fan. Tongue
I don't believe you. Get over it.
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#29
RE: Hi, I would like to tell you about Jesus Christ, the only way to God
(June 7, 2017 at 9:46 pm)Jesster Wrote:
(June 7, 2017 at 9:33 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: But it's to set off some subconscious thoughts.

You'll be declaring your atheism out loud while a voice in the back of your head says, "What if I'm wrong?"

And those doubts will haunt you and grow louder.

Eventually, perhaps in five years, you'll suddenly go, "Jacqueline was right!  I now accept Zod into my life.  All hail Krypton!"

Oh my, how deep!

Oh wait, I already had that struggle when I dumped Christianity. Too late.

Having spent the skull sweat necessary for the logic involved in reasoning through the BS that is religion, I don't believe anyone who says they are an ex-atheist. One just looks at religion, and says, "Dafuq?", after that. At least, I do. It isn't just rejecting the bigotry, misogyny, hatred and violence. I ran into the same thing when I taught at a Waldorf school (hey, I needed money, the kids (parents) got their money's worth. I just didn't believe their philosophy). The logical contradictions were rife there, as well. When someone contradicts themselves multiple times within the first 38 pages of their book (Rudolf Steiner's book, "The Study of Man"), I know a belief system when I see it. All you xtians go and read it. Take notes. Then come back and tell us how it compares and contrasts with xtianity.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#30
RE: Hi, I would like to tell you about Jesus Christ, the only way to God
(June 7, 2017 at 9:57 pm)Jesster Wrote:
(June 7, 2017 at 9:50 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: But could you truly reject Zod?

He can look into your heart with his x-ray vision (and burn it out if he doesn't like what he sees).

I'm more of a Marvel fan. Tongue


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