RE: Otter's Official Television Thread
April 29, 2020 at 8:11 pm
(This post was last modified: April 29, 2020 at 8:56 pm by Rev. Rye.)
Been watching
Succession on Hulu now that HBO unlocked a small part of their library.
I recently watched the episode where they had to deal with hiring a Nazi for their news network (and it's really a testament to how fucking insane the political scene is right now that I don't know exactly who he's supposed to be based on) and there's even a scene where he's being interrogated for damage control reasons and he keeps digging himself in deeper. And somehow, I found myself wanting to create my own answers for those questions, as a Third Reich buff who doesn't sympathise with their goals (and indeed, spent a good portion of a recent Anglotopia article mocking them because they're unsympathetic):
Q: Did you really name your dog Blondie after Hitler's dog?
A: Actually, I named her after Clint Eastwood. You ever watch
The Good The Bad and The Ugly? What's his character's name? He actually does have a name: Blondie. (The only truly fake answer answer of the three I wrote; the other two are my honest answers.)
Q: Have you ever read
Mein Kampf?
A: I've skimmed it a few times, but I've never been able to read it cover to cover. You ever try reading that shit? It's 700 pages long, and half of it's just whiny rambling about his past and the other half is his long-winded rambling about his bullshit ideology. If you're into that sort of thing, Elliot Rodger's manifesto is a fifth of the length and his grievances are frequently so petty that it becomes humourous. Frankly, if you're at all curious, there's
a nursery rhyme version that's a hell of a lot easier to read and tells you everything you need to know about the book. I wouldn't recommend the full thing unless you were really interested in that period of history, and even then, you'll be tempted to throw the damn thing at the wall and the only thing that'll keep you from doing it is it's so fucking huge you'll probably damage the wall.
Q: What specifically do you find interesting about that period of history?
A: Simple: how the fuck did a nation that brought the world Schopenhauer and Goethe (and
had helped cinema come into its own as an art form a few years earlier in the Weimar Republic) descend into barbarity and plunge the world into the biggest bloodbath in its history? And frankly, with the rise of Trump and the Alt-right, I believe the last few years have turned my interest from a morbid curiosity to a moral duty to figure it all out so at least some of us can recognise fascism and stop it before it spreads.
And now, an illustration of the Reverend's chances at a job at Not-Fox News while speaking that last sentence: