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The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
Mystical Offline
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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
July 8, 2017 at 10:32 pm (This post was last modified: July 8, 2017 at 10:37 pm by Mystical.)
(July 8, 2017 at 4:24 pm)Ben Davis Wrote:
(July 8, 2017 at 3:21 pm)Ben Davis Wrote: I changed it using the mobile version. It didn't work. I'll log on and do it properly later.

Done. It makes me sound like a really shit superhero.

ROFLOL 

It's perrrrfecccttttt!
(July 8, 2017 at 8:14 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: No, I'm Batman!

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I wonder if people would buy those at arts and crafts fair? 

I can knit. Sorta.
(July 8, 2017 at 9:57 pm)Cyberman Wrote: I have penis. I have plenty of penis to spare. I don't want to bogart all the penis. Why does nobody want the penis?

What does bogart mean in terms of penis, anyways? It's one of my life long unanswered questions.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
July 9, 2017 at 3:50 am
I dunno. But I would assume it meant "I'm not in the mood to stroke it today so please stroke it for me."

I feel that way some days Tongue
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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
July 9, 2017 at 9:28 am
(July 8, 2017 at 10:32 pm)Luckie Wrote: What does bogart mean in terms of penis, anyways? It's one of my life long unanswered questions.

In this case, it means "Of all the penises in all the pants in all the world, why don't you walk into mine?"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
July 9, 2017 at 7:10 pm
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I.. don't know what they're doing but maybe one of these people will hop into your pants if they're big enough? Tongue
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
July 9, 2017 at 7:21 pm
I think they are chasing this guy.

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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
July 10, 2017 at 6:24 am (This post was last modified: July 10, 2017 at 6:41 am by chimp3. Edit Reason: brevity )
(July 9, 2017 at 7:21 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: I think they are chasing this guy.

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