Beards can protect you from being gay

[Chad32]

One day my former religion teacher brought us a book written by a monk.
I took a look in the book and read a passage that said that women shouldn't wear make-up, because that's not the way god made them.
Guess what, my teacher, a female, wore make-up that exact same day!
To be fair, she didn't talk about that passage at all, but she still brought a book that had that passage.
Christians can be such hypocrites (not all of them, of course).

He didn't make us with clothes either, but we still wear them. Not to mention all the physical defects that we have that may require surgery to keep us from dying young.

[chimp3]

I used to have one hair on my chest. A girlfriend that it was undignified to have only one so she plucked it out. It never grew back. I agree with her now.