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South African vs. giant squid
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South African vs. giant squid
South African man knocked of his paddle board by giant squid.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/africa/9394...uth-Africa


Hint: If it's in the water and it's bigger than you, leave it alone.


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RE: South African vs. giant squid
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RE: South African vs. giant squid
What would happen if the pus got him under?
Will it drown him first or peck him to death?

I've never heard of a person dying this way? Dunno
Either way, I would've shat combusta briks!
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RE: South African vs. giant squid
(June 21, 2017 at 10:04 pm)ignoramus Wrote: What would happen if the pus got him under?
Will it drown him first or peck him to death?

I've never heard of a person dying this way? Dunno
Either way, I would've shat combusta briks!

Likely would drown first.
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RE: South African vs. giant squid
(June 21, 2017 at 10:05 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(June 21, 2017 at 10:04 pm)ignoramus Wrote: What would happen if the pus got him under?
Will it drown him first or peck him to death?

I've never heard of a person dying this way? Dunno
Either way, I would've shat combusta briks!

Likely would drown first.

There are some close calls documented with humbolts.
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RE: South African vs. giant squid
(June 21, 2017 at 10:09 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(June 21, 2017 at 10:05 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Likely would drown first.

There are some close calls documented with humbolts.

Never encountered giant squids.

My closest encounter was with a shark that swam under my board.
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Never heard of humbolts?
Is that what you call 'em?
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Poor thing. Needed help, and they decided to kill it. Though it may have been dying anyway. I'd have tried calling someone who knew about this kind of thing, and see if they could help, before I decided to beach it and dissect it.
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(June 21, 2017 at 10:21 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Poor thing. Needed help, and they decided to kill it. Though it may have been dying anyway. I'd have tried calling someone who knew about this kind of thing, and see if they could help, before I decided to beach it and dissect it.

Agreed.
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RE: South African vs. giant squid
(June 21, 2017 at 10:13 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Never heard of humbolts?
Is that what you call 'em?

Sorry, dropped a d, humboldts:





(June 21, 2017 at 10:22 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(June 21, 2017 at 10:21 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Poor thing. Needed help, and they decided to kill it. Though it may have been dying anyway. I'd have tried calling someone who knew about this kind of thing, and see if they could help, before I decided to beach it and dissect it.

Agreed.

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