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Warren put out a Tweet today, .......
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Warren put out a Tweet today, .......
She was congratulating a friend on an upcoming marriage, but my brain gap filled for a second I thought it read "Lizzy Bordon", but the lady's name is Liz Boardan" He he, glad that wasn't true.
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RE: Warren put out a Tweet today, .......
Lizzie Borden took an axe
And Gave her mother forty whacks.
When her body hit the floor,
She gave her father forty more.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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