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I was good at Walmart today
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Idiot ahead of me at the checkout could not get the card machine to work right, and finally the clerk came around and grabbed his card and tried it again and said:
"You didn't stick it in far enough" I had to get 4 stitches in my lip. The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”
Wiser words were never spoken. 
Perhaps he couldn't stick it in any farther?
Some men have small "hands." ![[Image: 160303235523-gop-debate-trump-hands-exlarge-169.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i2.cdn.turner.com%2Fcnnnext%2Fdam%2Fassets%2F160303235523-gop-debate-trump-hands-exlarge-169.jpg)
Haha. Man, I'm the same. Worse even. Sometimes I get trapped in a kind of mental limbo where all I can do is interpret everything people say in a dirty way. It stops being fun at that point and feels like work.
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Wow xD
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
Sometimes you gotta jiggle it about a bit as well.
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Please visit my website here! It's got lots of information about atheism/theism and support for new atheists. Index of useful threads and discussions Index of my best videos Quickstart guide to the forum  RE: I was good at Walmart today
April 15, 2016 at 3:32 am
(This post was last modified: April 15, 2016 at 3:34 am by SteelCurtain.)
I swell with pride at your restraint.
When the joke is a barn burner, sometimes it's healthier to let it out.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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