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Vintage ads that would be banned today
Creed of Heresy Offline
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Vintage ads that would be banned today
July 2, 2013 at 5:32 pm
Vintage ads that would be banned today.

So yeah. The "good old" days should actually be called the "bass-ackwardsly retarded" days.

Respect your elders they say. Fuck you, I'll respect people who thought this garbage was, well, garbage. I especially "love" number 7... >_>

Like I said. Fuck the ass-backwards days.
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RE: Vintage ads that would be banned today
July 2, 2013 at 6:50 pm
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RE: Vintage ads that would be banned today
July 2, 2013 at 6:53 pm (This post was last modified: July 2, 2013 at 6:53 pm by Silver.)
What I take from the ads is that women belong in the kitchen while men smoke cigarettes, drink beer, and golf. If the woman leaves the kitchen, beat her to put her in her place. Babies do not need milk and prepubescent girls are sex objects.
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RE: Vintage ads that would be banned today
July 2, 2013 at 7:30 pm
(July 2, 2013 at 6:53 pm)Maelstrom Wrote: What I take from the ads is that women belong in the kitchen while men smoke cigarettes, drink beer, and golf. If the woman leaves the kitchen, beat her to put her in her place. Babies do not need milk and prepubescent girls are sex objects.

Also, it takes nothing less than a postage meter to instigate a question which has baffled conservatives for dozens of years: "Is it always illegal to kill a woman?".
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RE: Vintage ads that would be banned today
July 2, 2013 at 10:35 pm
Dude, shit this offensive is still being made even in the Youtube generation:

Sexism: So easy, a Man can do it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQ1ZRjw425o

Girls don't geet real beer. Just milk-minus.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYc3GoqbzBw

Sassy black chicks and talking vaginas; Dafuq?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=433UqE_9qbg

Richard Curtis hasn't been the same since Vicar of Dibley got cancelled; I don't know what's worse, devoting his energy to RomComs, or showing a Jacobin-like attitude towards people who don't care about global warming.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOmLcSeU2UY

Tibet is in peril; so, to raise awareness for this, let's just make up the fact that they make fish curry to promote Groupon:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVkFT2yjk0A

According to this super bowl commercial, Chinese people are fat, poor English-speaking pandas with the names of Drawn Together characters:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inB4uInnf4U

Pepsi: It's not for women. Seriously.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCx1MDBBWkk

And also, there was apparently a group of HotPockets commercials that likened the plight of Hot Pockets eaters with those of Black people either under Jim Crow or during the civil rights movement. I haven't been able to find one on Youtube.
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RE: Vintage ads that would be banned today
July 3, 2013 at 1:18 am
(July 2, 2013 at 5:32 pm)Creed of Heresy Wrote: Respect your elders they say. Fuck you, I'll respect people who thought this garbage was, well, garbage. I especially "love" number 7... >_>

Like I said. Fuck the ass-backwards days.

Love number seven? Bro, that shit ain't worth shit.

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RE: Vintage ads that would be banned today
July 3, 2013 at 5:21 am
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I'm not seeing a problem with this.
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