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RE: ROTFLMMFAO!
June 26, 2017 at 12:47 am
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(June 24, 2017 at 4:53 pm)Khemikal Wrote: I'm firmly of the mind that every single homophobe is one good schtupping away from being a bottom.
As a former homophobe, I can safely say you're dead wrong about that. Once I figured out that everything I thought was bullshit was actually bullshit, that went out with it. I think that was around early high school...had something to do with not being able to have kids or however I rationalized it. You learn it at home...then you realize your parents are liars and jackasses and throw out everything they told you.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?
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RE: ROTFLMMFAO!
June 26, 2017 at 12:53 am
Perhaps you should go read that study I linked?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: ROTFLMMFAO!
June 26, 2017 at 11:00 am
(June 25, 2017 at 12:52 pm)Succubus Wrote: (June 24, 2017 at 8:38 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: I prefer the adjective 'gaping'.
Please, gentlefolk, I was just about to make a bacon sandwich 
Did you put mayo on it?
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: ROTFLMMFAO!
June 26, 2017 at 1:54 pm
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(June 26, 2017 at 11:00 am)Fireball Wrote: (June 25, 2017 at 12:52 pm)Succubus Wrote: Please, gentlefolk, I was just about to make a bacon sandwich
Did you put mayo on it?
Fucking brilliant! I can just see it now, six months down the line and the counsellor is asking: 'Succubus, this anorexia; what started on this destructive path?' I can point her here, to you dirty bastards. At least nobody mentioned Felch
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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RE: ROTFLMMFAO!
June 26, 2017 at 2:58 pm
(June 26, 2017 at 1:54 pm)Succubus Wrote: (June 26, 2017 at 11:00 am)Fireball Wrote: Did you put mayo on it?
Fucking brilliant! I can just see it now, six months down the line and the counsellor is asking: 'Succubus, this anorexia; what started on this destructive path?' I can point her here, to you dirty bastards. At least nobody mentioned Felch
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: ROTFLMMFAO!
June 26, 2017 at 3:25 pm
Could always turn it into low-rent housing...
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: ROTFLMMFAO!
June 26, 2017 at 3:33 pm
It already is, Ken Ham is about as low rent as they come.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: ROTFLMMFAO!
June 26, 2017 at 3:38 pm
But what about felching?
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RE: ROTFLMMFAO!
June 26, 2017 at 3:43 pm
(June 26, 2017 at 3:38 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: But what about felching?
Dunno, seems something out of my expertize. What is it?
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RE: ROTFLMMFAO!
June 26, 2017 at 4:58 pm
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[Cough] #44
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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