Prediction of an Alien Invasion of Earth

[The Industrial Atheist]

Everything the bible says are the signs of the times are happening over and over again. Particularly famines and wars and rumors of wars. Both of those things are going on somewhere at almost any time.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Everything the bible says are the signs of the times are happening over and over again. Particularly famines and wars and rumors of wars. Both of those things are going on somewhere at almost any time.

Hence the constant predictions of "end times". Cherry pick the signs from the current data set at any one date and bingo, "end times".

[The Industrial Atheist]

Everything the bible says are the signs of the times are happening over and over again. Particularly famines and wars and rumors of wars. Both of those things are going on somewhere at almost any time.

Hence the constant predictions of "end times". Cherry pick the signs from the current data set at any one date and bingo, "end times".

Yeah, the Pentecostal Church I went to kept saying we are close to the end times if we weren't in them. Gotta get the flock to hand over the $$$ somehow.

[Wyrd of Gawd]

Not sure what happened to my post ... so here goes again.

I really believe the following:

I believe we are entering the time very soon, within our lifetime, when Jesus returns. I believe that we will see a Third World War involving Russia, then shortly after the desperation of those days, there will be what will at first seem like an alien rescue mission to earth, but it will really be demons entering our earth. Jesus has been warning through dreams and visions of what is to come, and warning His people not to believe the alien visitors. There have been a number of people having these visions in churches worldwide. For more information and first hand accounts of these visions go to http://www.ufno.online

Sounds legit...

What kind of drugs are they using in churches now?  Mandrakes used to be popular in the old days.

[vorlon13]

Not sure what happened to my post ... so here goes again.

I really believe the following:

I believe we are entering the time very soon, within our lifetime, when Jesus returns. I believe that we will see a Third World War involving Russia, then shortly after the desperation of those days, there will be what will at first seem like an alien rescue mission to earth, but it will really be demons entering our earth. Jesus has been warning through dreams and visions of what is to come, and warning His people not to believe the alien visitors. There have been a number of people having these visions in churches worldwide. For more information and first hand accounts of these visions go to http://www.ufno.online

Jesus missed his own prediction by nearly 2000 years (and counting).  It's in the Bible.  Really.  IANMTU.

By definition, World Wars tend to involve many countries.  That would include Russia.  It's a country.  In the world.  IANMTU.

Aliens ??  Rescue mission ??  Really ??   They're already here.  The Voltones.  Once those cunningly engineered fake robot zoo animals were discovered, quite by accident, in Europe and Japan, we had incontrovertible proof.


Folks have been having visions in churches, and everywhere else, for that matter, for thousands of years.  Quite a few during the middle ages have been reliably attributed to moldy rye bread.  Have you eaten a Rueben lately ??

[ignoramus]

It never ceases to amaze me how enthusiastically the Christards embrace the ending of the world!
Are these the same peace loving preachy people that live among us?

Folks this is what happens when you think you live forever. You lose respect and the importance of this life.,.
You know, the only one you'll ever get! Hello, McFly!

[vorlon13]

Just believing 10% of the alien crap that exists would imply Earth is the fucking crossroads of the universe.

There would be the equivalent of grid lock on all the approach trajectories to our solar system, and collisions between all the spacecraft as they crowd around our busy and popular planet would be a daily occurrence.

[Jackalope]

We do attract 'em, don't we?

[vorlon13]

we attract something

[downbeatplumb]

Bahahaha. I'm laughing because the people here won't even believe science if it counters their atheist world view. I wonder what they'll do with this.

What is an atheistic world view?

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Not sure what happened to my post ... so here goes again.

I really believe the following:

I believe we are entering the time very soon, within our lifetime, when Jesus returns. I believe that we will see a Third World War involving Russia, then shortly after the desperation of those days, there will be what will at first seem like an alien rescue mission to earth, but it will really be demons entering our earth. Jesus has been warning through dreams and visions of what is to come, and warning His people not to believe the alien visitors. There have been a number of people having these visions in churches worldwide. For more information and first hand accounts of these visions go to http://www.ufno.online

Christian believes silly thing, news at 11.