(July 6, 2017 at 7:57 pm)Succubus Wrote:(July 6, 2017 at 12:35 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Float it, ...
Vatican; we have a buoyancy praablem!
That's the idea...
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
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 That's the idea... Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
Seriously wanting to see one of those angry investors putting together some big blackmail scheme to make Ham look like a pedophile or something, would love to see him twist in the wind under such a scandal. Or to hear in the news that he was shanked in the kidney in some alley somewhere, and to just know that it was a hitman paid by one of the people he fucked over.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?
--- There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.  (July 6, 2017 at 12:35 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Float it, tell the god freaks the world will end on a specific date and that their salvation can only be gained by escaping on the ark, then charge them $100,000 per person for admission. That's the thing, though. If the half-baked Ham truly had the faith in his pet god and the silly fairytale that he tells everyone, he would do that. The fact that the boat-shaped building was never intended to go anywhere near water speaks volumes.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
(July 6, 2017 at 9:04 pm)Cyberman Wrote:(July 6, 2017 at 12:35 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Float it, tell the god freaks the world will end on a specific date and that their salvation can only be gained by escaping on the ark, then charge them $100,000 per person for admission. Precisely. The guy, with local collusion, pulled a multi-millions dollar fraud on the people of Kentucky and now he's blaming the failure on everyone but himself. I am looking forward to seeing what happens now. Can't help but wonder if his supporters, including the governor and AG in Kentucky will arrange a multi-million dollar bailout... Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
I just looked at the "members viewing this thread" area and saw my name surrounded by red names.
It's like beauty and the beast! Poor Cyberman, surrounded by so many beasts... Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
I think he just wanted a big toy boat to play with and didn't want to pay for it.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
(July 6, 2017 at 9:24 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I just looked at the "members viewing this thread" area and saw my name surrounded by red names.  I was about to correct you, but then I read it properly!I'm still gonna correct you though. Fancy a bit of correction?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 RE: Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!
July 6, 2017 at 9:32 pm
(This post was last modified: July 6, 2017 at 9:36 pm by vorlon13.)
Ken couldn't anticipate a lackluster response from the atheist community ??
We are steeped in EVIL, after all. We're not going to gush over his museum. Even if it is full of heresy . . . . The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
(July 6, 2017 at 9:29 pm)Cyberman Wrote: I think he just wanted a big toy boat to play with and didn't want to pay for it. Doesn't the bloody thing have air con? Where was that in the bible? "And LO! Noah and his family could barely breathe because of the stench from the animals. So they beseeched the lord saying, 'Oh Lord, for fuck's sake can we do something about all this crap?' And the spaketh unto Noah and said, 'Open a bloody window, for MY sake!'" From the book of fables 3:18 Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (July 6, 2017 at 9:31 pm)Cyberman Wrote:(July 6, 2017 at 9:24 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I just looked at the "members viewing this thread" area and saw my name surrounded by red names. Does it involve chains and leather? Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" |
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