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RE: I'm terrible at these...
July 16, 2017 at 8:14 pm
There is only one true divine meat because:

Mary had a little lamb.
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July 17, 2017 at 9:13 am
Hi Epiphany, Welcome from the UK! Seems like you're meeting all the right people Wink
May I offer you a cup of tea? Maybe something sweet to go with it?

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July 17, 2017 at 8:57 pm
(July 16, 2017 at 6:19 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(July 16, 2017 at 5:04 pm)Epiphany Wrote: [edit]

I'm not sure about that last question... is that a roundabout way of asking me about oral sex?

Don't you know atheists just love eating babies? hehehehe

Oh, uh... yeah, that baby sauce. I knew what you meant all along, of course.

I find that a dash of Jack and chipotle before spit-roasting the baby over a smoky hardwood bonfire really brings out the flavour of the tender meat.
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July 17, 2017 at 10:29 pm
(July 17, 2017 at 8:57 pm)Epiphany Wrote:
(July 16, 2017 at 6:19 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Don't you know atheists just love eating babies? hehehehe

Oh, uh... yeah, that baby sauce. I knew what you meant all along, of course.

I find that a dash of Jack and chipotle before spit-roasting the baby over a smoky hardwood bonfire really brings out the flavour of the tender meat.

Some aren't always that tender, but never fear, I have a meat hammer!

(wow, that didn't sound quite right either)
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July 17, 2017 at 11:28 pm
Mh, Vorlon may need some carpentry work on his sphincter! Lol
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July 18, 2017 at 10:35 am
OK Epiphany, now that some minor strange and twisted banter has taken place, tell us some more about yourself please.

What gives you joy?

What do you do for fun?

Fav food, movies, books?
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July 18, 2017 at 11:04 am
Welcome, Epiphany. I hope you enjoy it here.
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July 19, 2017 at 1:11 am (This post was last modified: July 19, 2017 at 1:27 am by Epiphany.)
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