I'm terrible at these...

[ignoramus]

There is only one true divine meat because:

Mary had a little lamb.

[Ben Davis]

Hi Epiphany, from the UK! Seems like you're meeting all the right people
May I offer you a cup of tea? Maybe something sweet to go with it?

[Epiphany]

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I'm not sure about that last question... is that a roundabout way of asking me about oral sex?

Don't you know atheists just love eating babies? hehehehe

Oh, uh... yeah, that baby sauce. I knew what you meant all along, of course.

I find that a dash of Jack and chipotle before spit-roasting the baby over a smoky hardwood bonfire really brings out the flavour of the tender meat.

[brewer]

Don't you know atheists just love eating babies? hehehehe

Oh, uh... yeah, that baby sauce. I knew what you meant all along, of course.

I find that a dash of Jack and chipotle before spit-roasting the baby over a smoky hardwood bonfire really brings out the flavour of the tender meat.

Some aren't always that tender, but never fear, I have a meat hammer!

(wow, that didn't sound quite right either)

[ignoramus]

Mh, Vorlon may need some carpentry work on his sphincter! Lol

[brewer]

OK Epiphany, now that some minor strange and twisted banter has taken place, tell us some more about yourself please.

What gives you joy?

What do you do for fun?

Fav food, movies, books?

[The Industrial Atheist]

Welcome, Epiphany. I hope you enjoy it here.

[Epiphany]

OK Epiphany, now that some minor strange and twisted banter has taken place, tell us some more about yourself please.

What gives you joy?

What do you do for fun?

Fav food, movies, books?

I thought everyone knows what is best in life: to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women (or their partners if they're homosexual, I don't want anyone to think I'm not an equal opportunity sort of gal). I read, listen to music and watch YouTube to an unhealthy extent, play the electric guitar, and pretend to be a social butterfly on Facebook (although I'm well aware it's bad for me and is infesting me with some form of terminal virtual cancer). I'm also a gay mer-girl, as seen here: https://steamcommunity.com/id/gamebunny/ <--

Food would be anything Italian; it doesn't matter, because it's all delicious and makes me instantaneously fatter.

Movies is anything with actors like Bruce Campbell, Clint Eastwood, Gary Oldman, Kurt Russell, Morgan Freeman, Ryan Reynolds or Willem Dafoe in it... I'm not picky. You probably shouldn't ask me about a *full* list of my favourite books (or music albums for that matter), because your forum can't handle one so long without exploding into a fiery mess. Off the top of my head, I favour authors like C.S. Lewis (when he wasn't being all preachy about the inferior Bible and writing far more superior pseudo-Christian literature about talking animals), Jim Butcher, Lilith Saintcrow, Lloyd Alexander, Piers Anthony, Rex Stout and Ursula K. Le Guin.