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And Yet, They Work For A Fucktard Like Ham

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And Yet, They Work For A Fucktard Like Ham
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RE: And Yet, They Work For A Fucktard Like Ham
July 18, 2017 at 12:56 am
(July 18, 2017 at 12:08 am)Astonished Wrote: Trick question. The answer is Dr. Pepper.

Let's see if this works. I just tried to post and it went "poof". Huh

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RE: And Yet, They Work For A Fucktard Like Ham
July 18, 2017 at 1:07 am
If what I'm reading is correct, Ham has now sold the land this thing is on to his non profit organisation to avoid state taxes.

You know, the state that gave him millions in the first place...
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RE: And Yet, They Work For A Fucktard Like Ham
July 18, 2017 at 1:20 am
(July 18, 2017 at 1:07 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: If what I'm reading is correct, Ham has now sold the land this thing is on to his non profit organisation to avoid state taxes.

You know, the state that gave him millions in the first place...

You have to know you can't drop a bomb like that without a linky linkety link.
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RE: And Yet, They Work For A Fucktard Like Ham
July 18, 2017 at 1:31 am
(July 18, 2017 at 12:28 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(July 18, 2017 at 12:08 am)Astonished Wrote: Trick question. The answer is Dr. Pepper.

Dr Pepper?

I fart a Coke fart in your general direction.

BTW, I note a near self inflicted demise today of your dear vor.

Apparently concord grape juice, a Rolo McFlurry, and a considerable quantity of the new Pringles super cheesy Italian flavor is not a combination my near 60 year old GI tract can process down to non-toxic gaseous effluents.

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RE: And Yet, They Work For A Fucktard Like Ham
July 18, 2017 at 1:39 am
I have to be ten years younger than you, and I'm convinced that if I ate that stuff, I'd drop dead on the spot.
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RE: And Yet, They Work For A Fucktard Like Ham
July 18, 2017 at 1:43 am
(July 18, 2017 at 1:39 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I have to be ten years younger than you, and I'm convinced that if I ate that stuff, I'd drop dead on the spot.

Your demise would have been secured by just walking by while I was enthroned . . .
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July 18, 2017 at 1:44 am
. . . and I might have had some teriyaki beef jerky mixed in too . . .
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RE: And Yet, They Work For A Fucktard Like Ham
July 18, 2017 at 1:48 am
Stand downwind, pls.
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RE: And Yet, They Work For A Fucktard Like Ham
July 18, 2017 at 2:08 am
(July 18, 2017 at 1:20 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(July 18, 2017 at 1:07 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: If what I'm reading is correct, Ham has now sold the land this thing is on to his non profit organisation to avoid state taxes.

You know, the state that gave him millions in the first place...

You have to know you can't drop a bomb like that without a linky linkety link.

Sorry, can't link from my phone.

I found it on Pathos on the Friendly Atheist.
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RE: And Yet, They Work For A Fucktard Like Ham
July 18, 2017 at 2:50 am (This post was last modified: July 18, 2017 at 2:52 am by JackRussell.)
(July 18, 2017 at 12:28 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(July 18, 2017 at 12:08 am)Astonished Wrote: Trick question. The answer is Dr. Pepper.

Dr Pepper?

I fart a Coke fart in your general direction.

African or European Coke can?

Edit, to add: Matthew 4:8
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