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Good Work, Scotland
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RE: Good Work, Scotland
(July 30, 2017 at 11:26 pm)Astonished Wrote: Like in the pig's stomach acid or just using the stomach as a slow cooker?

No.. you actually cook it in the pig's stomach.
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RE: Good Work, Scotland
haggis contains ground up sheep lungs cooked in a wee sheep's bladder


Probably a more subtle metaphor for golf could not be imagined
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RE: Good Work, Scotland
What about golf? I think it's boring as shit but I don't see bizarre cuisine being a metaphor for it.

It just sounds like sausage bits that didn't get ground up as finely. It doesn't sound like there's any good means of seasoning it so the taste is probably bland, and the texture is probably mushy, but I'd at least try a spoonful.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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RE: Good Work, Scotland
(July 31, 2017 at 12:16 am)Astonished Wrote: What about golf? I think it's boring as shit but I don't see bizarre cuisine being a metaphor for it.

It just sounds like sausage bits that didn't get ground up as finely. It doesn't sound like there's any good means of seasoning it so the taste is probably bland, and the texture is probably mushy, but I'd at least try a spoonful.

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RE: Good Work, Scotland
I said the metaphor was subtle . . . .
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RE: Good Work, Scotland
Just looks like dark-tinted corned beef. Now I'm curious to try it. Wonder if there's anywhere in Californa that makes any.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.
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RE: Good Work, Scotland
Well Trump was breaking the laws in Scotland from the get-go, but he managed to bribe the locals. It's all documented in the documentary "You've Been Trumped" (2011)
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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A local news site posted this when Trump won the election.

Aberdeenshire business owner wins presidential election
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RE: Good Work, Scotland
Probably the weirdest thing down south where I live, is cooking animals in other animals. Put a chicken in a turkey, in a pig.
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10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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(July 30, 2017 at 10:29 pm)Nymphadora Wrote: What the heck is a haggis factory? What's a haggis?

Sheep's heart, liver & lungs cooked in its own stomach with onions, sage and other herbs to taste.
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