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The joys of living in the bible belt
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 (August 5, 2017 at 10:24 am)mlmooney89 Wrote: Found this on my door last night. It's for a church down the road. Thought y'all would get a laugh out of it like I did. Why don't you go and ask him for proof that he was pronounced dead twice, if he doesn't have it then you might have reason to doubt. GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
Once you are pronounced dead resuscitation measures stop. I have done CPR in the hospital setting. When the doc says stop , we stop , the time is noted, the family is notified. No one is pronounced DOA and then receives rescue measures. It's all Christian / NDE hype.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
 (August 5, 2017 at 12:58 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: In a related story, the JW's here had a table set up outside the grocery store. Here's the thing, they were not giving anything away, only selling (trinkets) and asking for donations. It's easy to get bounced out of Jehovah's Witnesses, they look askew at slackers in their midst. Hence their continuous proselytization efforts yet they never get bigger and IIRC, are shrinking some. Additionally, they do have some 'entrance criteria' in that they discourage folks with college degrees from joining. It occurs to me if Bernie Sanders is successful with his free (compulsory?) college proposal we could be rid of JWs once and for all . . . . The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
But Jeebus bruh! All about that Anabolic Jeebus!
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 RE: The joys of living in the bible belt
August 5, 2017 at 3:37 pm
(This post was last modified: August 5, 2017 at 3:40 pm by mlmooney89.)
(August 5, 2017 at 11:09 am)purplepurpose Wrote:(August 5, 2017 at 10:24 am)mlmooney89 Wrote: Found this on my door last night. It's for a church down the road. Thought y'all would get a laugh out of it like I did. Oh at this point it's amusing. These are the same people that pass out free bibles at the intersection their church is on. I was actually laughing as I read and him getting brought back from the dead and how he turned to Christ. (August 5, 2017 at 11:37 am)Astonished Wrote: One would think the bible belt would be more inclined to want to get preached at by a white guy, but hey, that seems like some progressive improvement, so whee. I live in Texas, it's majority Hispanic. Nothing out of the ordinary here. Lol (August 5, 2017 at 1:05 pm)Chad32 Wrote:(August 5, 2017 at 12:17 pm)Drich Wrote: Holy crap the left an old super nintendo on your door step??!?!?! what games did they leave??? I had to double check you couldn't see which game was in there cause that's a great guess. I'm playing Link to the Past which is why the system is out instead of on the shelf with the other game systems.
“What screws us up the most in life is the picture in our head of what it's supposed to be.”
Also if your signature makes my scrolling mess up "you're tacky and I hate you." 
I just picked a couple of the best SNES games I could think of. Series still ongoing today. Of course I'm also a big Zelda fan, and I know how big ALttP was for the series.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html 
"Roman Gutierrez" and they didn't call Immigration?
I call BULLSHIT.  (August 5, 2017 at 2:17 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Once you are pronounced dead resuscitation measures stop. I have done CPR in the hospital setting. When the doc says stop , we stop , the time is noted, the family is notified. No one is pronounced DOA and then receives rescue measures. It's all Christian / NDE hype. I'm sure that all of these "THE DOCTORS SAID I WAS DEAD" claims in NDE stories are either outright falsehoods or misinterpretations of what the doctors said. Because, yeah, they may have been working on you for a few minutes to get a pulse/restart breathing, but that doesn't mean you were pronounced dead and then WWE Undertaker-ed yourself up to a creepy sitting position.
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
People around me have often claimed "he was dead to the world". The next day I was usually the "walking dead".
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
To quote Julius Caesar, "men willingly believe what they wish to be true."
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