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The joys of living in the bible belt
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RE: The joys of living in the bible belt
(August 6, 2017 at 11:59 am)Minimalist Wrote: To quote Julius Caesar, "men willingly believe what they wish to be true."

Religitards are the prime example of that.

That's a very painful belief, no matter what believers I talk to, the same desperate and painful but hopeful mood is showing it dark face. Its f hard to cultivate that nightmarish worldview of I either suffer now than agonize later. Its easier to be cynical compared to shit those people go trough by their own wish.
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#22
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People shouldn't attempt to treat drug addiction and/or mental health issues with fairy tales.
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#23
RE: The joys of living in the bible belt
(August 5, 2017 at 12:58 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: In a related story, the JW's here had a table set up outside the grocery store. Here's the thing, they were not giving anything away, only selling (trinkets) and asking for donations.

So I'm confused, why would they be asking people, who they consider sinners, for money?  Wouldn't that money be tainted as far as they are concerned? 

Has anyone heard that the JW's are falling on hard times?

I found this about soliciting money: https://cult101.com/2016/06/14/do-jehova...for-money/

They have a recruiting set up just outside the Gosport ferry. On Friday I actually saw someone talk to them I have been using the ferry daily for a year, first time they've had a nibble.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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RE: The joys of living in the bible belt
(August 5, 2017 at 10:24 am)mlmooney89 Wrote: Found this on my door last night. It's for a church down the road. Thought y'all would get a laugh out of it like I did.
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"No rehab, no psychiatrist, no program"

100% Brainwashed by drinking the kool-aid
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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RE: The joys of living in the bible belt
(August 5, 2017 at 2:06 pm)Godscreated Wrote:
(August 5, 2017 at 10:24 am)mlmooney89 Wrote: Found this on my door last night. It's for a church down the road. Thought y'all would get a laugh out of it like I did.
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Why don't you go and ask him for proof that he was pronounced dead twice, if he doesn't have it then you might have reason to doubt.

GC

You mean we don't have to disprove it?!  Is this a change of heart?
"The last superstition of the human mind is the superstition that religion in itself is a good thing."  - Samuel Porter Putnam
 
           

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#26
RE: The joys of living in the bible belt
I'm living in the Bible Belt.  Some craptastic asshole keeps leaving pamphlets and chick tracts in the break-room.  I keep dumping them in the trash.  I need a better strategy - whoever is doing this probably is praisin' the LAWD every time they see 'em go missing.  I have thought about putting them in a pot and setting them on fire . . . sprinklers might go off and whee, everybody can go home!  But I'll bet the AF crew can come up with better ideas . . .     Huh  Demon  It Wasn't Me!  Giggle
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
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(August 7, 2017 at 10:48 am)drfuzzy Wrote: I'm living in the Bible Belt.  Some craptastic asshole keeps leaving pamphlets and chick tracts in the break-room.  I keep dumping them in the trash.  I need a better strategy - whoever is doing this probably is praisin' the LAWD every time they see 'em go missing.  I have thought about putting them in a pot and setting them on fire . . . sprinklers might go off and whee, everybody can go home!  But I'll bet the AF crew can come up with better ideas . . .     Huh  Demon  It Wasn't Me!  Giggle

If you are comfortable with people at work and you know nobody knows what your hand writing looks like, write verses in them pointing to the nasty parts, like the incest, genocide, creating evil and even spreading dung in human's faces. 

I've left notes, not defaced, but left notes on scrap paper doing that with hotel bibles. Someone at some point will pick it up, even if it is just the maid cleaning the room. 

Tracts  I have thrown in the trash while at work.
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#28
RE: The joys of living in the bible belt
I will second the idea of giving verses that point to things most good christians will gloss over. Most of the old testament is horrific, if you don't go in with the conclusion that Yahweh is infallably good and just, and can do no wrong.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: The joys of living in the bible belt
(August 7, 2017 at 11:37 am)Chad32 Wrote: I will second the idea of giving verses that point to things most good christians will gloss over. Most of the old testament is horrific, if you don't go in with the conclusion that Yahweh is infallably good and just, and can do no wrong.

Regardless of the NT trying to escape the prior violent God, skip to the final end times book and the same God goes back to being a violent vengeful dick. 

The entire bible reads like a abusive spouse.

Part 1. "I beat you because I love you."
Part 2. "I wont beat you but act like a stalker and commit a fake suicide."
Part 3. "Remember when I promised not to beat you again? I lied."
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#30
RE: The joys of living in the bible belt
Yes, the NT puts a fresh coat of paint on the turd, but it's still a turd, and sometimes the smell still comes through, like in revelations. Talk of hellfire, thought crime, and slaves obeying cruel masters are other examples. He also didn't do himself any favors when he blew off his mother, or killed a fig tree for not producing fruit out of season.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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